[Chorus]
Fam, you watch me
You watch me like I'm on TV
You watch me like I'm what's next
You watch me like I roll with your ex
You watch me like an Ebay listing
You watch me like the opposite sex
You watch me like you wanna have sex
Truss me fam, you watch me

[Verse 1]
'Cause I'm psycho like Susan Boyle
'Cause I drop gems like Frankie Boyle
'Cause I drop gems like Hats drops Lemz
'Cause I drop gems like when Knuckles chiefed man up on the start of Sonic 3
You watch me 'cause the whip is 'leccy
Sunroof open blaring Fekky
You watch me like I'm on your screen
BBC, BET, ITV, Sky Movies
NBC, CBeebies, ABC, MTV
In my business like Sky News HD
You watch me like I'm fucking 3 and you're babysitting for your auntie
Fuck this shit fam you can't see me
Can't see me infrared waves
Can't see me CASISDEAD's face
Can't see me ya iris is torn
Can't see me like Japanese porn
Can't see me, no Instagram, bitch
Can't see me like Kapkan's glitch
Can't see me no more I'm gone
Can't see me like my name's John (Cena!)
[Break]
Truss me
Man are acting bare weird, bruv
You know someone for like 20 years since school
And they jump online - social media, start acting like some weird news reporter

[Verse 2]
I can't take these sly Snapchatters, camera flashers, amateur pappers'
Camera phone upright aimed at me
But they're looking to the side, "What you looking at?"-ers, don't wanna chat-ers
You're acting weird, the internet age has fucked your brain fam
Why you scared?
I'm sat with open body language, holding a sandwich, come over here and talk
Bookey is the new black, man see me and don't know how to act
I spend bare time tryna figure out if they're starstruck or if they're planning to jack
One little shit went and called his dad and said that he's the one getting harassed
After I caught him, trying to film me shopping, so I chiefed him up for bants
Prick, trust me fam, you watch me
Like I'm not a regular on these streets
Some yout said, "Yo, why you on foot?"
Like I'm supposed to be in a fucking limousine
Man ain't no celebrity, don't insult my integrity
If a man tries to stunt and then comes back to the streets you're dead to me
You watch me bruv, you wanna be us
That's why you pree cuz, your crew's offkey plus you get left so eat dust
Please, get used to my face off the screen
So when you see my face, stop the screams
See me bopping, just know man's clocking
[Outro]
Straight, trust me fam
You watch me
You watch me like I'm what's next
(like an eBay listing)