Ben Folds
Real
[William Shatner]
I have saved the world in the movies
So naturally there's folks who think I must know what to know
But just because you've seen me on your TV
Doesn't mean I'm any more enlightened than you

[Brad Paisley]
And while there's a part of me in that guy you've seen
Up there on that screen, I am so much more
And I wish I knew the things you think I do
I would change this world for sure
But I eat and sleep and breathe and bleed and feel
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm real

[William Shatner]
I'd love to help the world and all its problems
But I'm an entertainer, and that's all
So the next time there's an asteroid or a natural disaster
I'm flattered that you thought of me
But I'm not the one to call

[Brad Paisley]
And while there's a part of me in that guy you've seen
Up there on that screen, I am so much more
And I wish I knew the things you think I do
I would change this world for sure
But I eat and sleep and breathe and bleed and feel
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm real
[William Shatner]
And while there's a part of me in that guy you've seen
Up there on that screen, I am so much more

[Shatner and Paisley]
And I wish I knew the things you think I do
I would change this world for sure
But I eat and sleep and breathe and bleed and feel

[William Shatner]
Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm real