I'm not so bad
I just hate to see a good time had
By everyone, but me
On this lonely Christmas eve
I hear them up and down
Up and down the street

They're makin' noise
Noise noise noise
How I hate their happy noise
There's only one thing I hate more come to think of it
And that's the people who keep making it

Feast (x4)
They'll have more than anyone could ever eat
Me I'm stuck here with my cream of wheat
There's no one here to feast with me
On this lonely Christmas eve
Don't they know I'm up here all alone
In my cave of winter hills
How I wish this would go away
This dreadful holiday
That they call Christmas day
Ohh.......

When they're done with all their Christmas noise
And they had their Christmas feast
Just when I think that I may finally
Get a moment's peace
They start to...,
Sing (x4)
Now I'll never get no sleep
I'm screamin out the window
But it don't do no good
They sing and sing and sing all through the neighborhood
Sing (x3)
They take their little break and then they do it all again
It's a lonely Christmas eve