Ben Folds
Weather Channel Music (Live)
[Piano intro]

[Spoken]
Ben: Could you get me some more, umm, thumb, uhh, finger, uhh--
Audience member: Band aid
Ben: Tapes. Band aids! Yes, thank you. I'm. Losing. The. Use. Of... Thanks
Audience member: Rock This Bitch!
Ben: I've done, we've done, I personally probably have done, um, maybe fifty different styles of "Rock This Bitch". There's no more styles left
Audience member: I'll give you one right now!

[Sung]
I am...

[Spoken]
Audience member: Rock with your cock out!

[Sung]
I have sung this song so many times in different styles
I think I will stop tonight
I'm not gonna do this anymore
I'm not going to rock this bitch
No I'm not, no I'm not, no I'm not gonna
Rock the fuckin' rock it rock it
Rock rock rock rock rock rock the fuckin' bitch
I'm gonna rock out
I'm gonna rock out with
I'm gonna rock out, rock out, rock out, rock out
With this motherfucking cock out
Rock out with the cock out
Rock out with the cock out, ready ready now
Rock out with the cock out
Rock out with the cock out, oh baby
Rock out with the cock out
Rock out with the cock out baby
Rock out with the cock out
Baby baby baby baby baby

(spoken) Kick out some of that Weather Channel shit!

[Instrumental]

He's not gonna rock out with his cock out, really
But he might rock out without his socks on
He might rock it, rock it, rock it, rock it, rock it
With his motherfucking blue shirt on
How distinctive is that?
[Scatting]

[Instrumental]

He's not gonna rock out with his cock out, baby baby baby baby
Thank you

Weather Channel shit