Ben Folds
Everyone Else

[Intro]
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo!

[Verse 1]
I hear the postman knockin' round my front porch
Finding a space for the mail
A crowd of people in the three-foot tall grass
Letters to over the rail
Famous movie stars drop by and say hello
They wave goodbye, I just wiggle my toes
Why am I leaving, you should've stuck around to see it
Everyone else writes be okay

Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo!

[Verse 2]
I see the funeral, I'd love to stick around and see candles that burn through the haze
The line of people's coming down from town and it's nearly as long as your face (or will it be?)
Who am I foolin'? [?] face goodbye [?]
[?], it's five o'clock you'rе stuck in traffic
They pick me up and they march mе down to main street
Everyone else writes be okay
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo!

[guitar solo]

The truth of it is
I ain't got no one else
'Cause no one likes a guy
Who just can't be himself

[Verse 3]
I hear a person knockin' on my front door
Think about movin' my feet
Who am I foolin'? It's probably the landlord
Wonderin' why I'm still asleep

I've broken down and now I'm right to fertilize the garden
It broke my heart, it's on the back of a milk carton
I hear the laugh track echo from the living room
They're sending out, sending out a message to you

(Everyone else writes be okay)
(Everyone else writes be okay)
(Everyone else writes be okay)
(Everyone else writes be okay)