[Verse 1]
Well, I'm a long tall Texan
I wear a ten-gallon hat
He rides from Texas with his ten-gallon hat
Yeah, I'm a long tall Texan
I wear a ten-gallon hat
He rides from Texas with his ten-gallon hat
When people look at me, they say
"Oh, Roy old Roy, is that your hat?"
Yeah, that's my hat

[Verse 2]
Well, I'm a long tall Texan
I ride to enforce the law
He rides from Texas to enforce the law
Yeah, I'm a long tall Texan
I ride to enforce the law
He rides from Texas to enforce the law
And people look at me, and they say
"Oh, Roy old Roy, is you the law?"
Yeah, I'm the fuckin' law

[Verse 3]
Well, I'm a long tall Texan
I don't know the rest of the words, anybody know...?
La-da-da-da-da-da lo-a-da-da
Yeah, I'm a long tall Texan
You-ooh-ooh
Na-ooh-ooh
"Oh, Roy old Roy, is you the law?"
One! Two! One two three ah!
Sorry, sorry