[Intro: Violent J]
Look, squeaky squeaky! I'ma hit that mama ass! What the matter?
I wanna fuck your mama!

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
I don't know (Uh oh)
She ain't even looking that good
(Uh, kinda fat, uh)
Even so (Even so)
I think I'd probably fuck her if I could
(Like that, kinda fat like that)
It's just somethin' (Somethin')
'Bout the way her titties swing around
(Boing-oing, boing boing boing-oing)
Wiping poo-poo of they baby butt (Oh yeah)
Think I wanna dick her down
(Uh, uh uh uh, uh)

[Chorus]
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama
I'm attracted to the helly drama
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama
Think I wanna fuck your baby mama
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama (I know it's wrong)
I'm attracted to the helly drama
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama (But I can't help it)
Think I wanna fuck your baby mama
[Post-Chorus 1: Jamie Madrox & Violent J]
Man this is some motherfuckin' bull shit
You talkin' bout you wanna fuck my girl (Hey-)
Man, we raising a baby together (I know)
That's some bull motherfuckin' shit

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
I got coupons, bitch (What)
Dollar fifty off at Chuck E. Cheese
(Animals, robot animals)
Got ya Similac formula (Whatever)
Just baby fuck me please
([?] those, want your titties [?])
Goo goo ga ga (Ga ga)
(Ooh) I make your baby laugh
(Don't you like the way my ugly face looks?)
But when baby go night-night (Uh huh)
You gon' have ta come up with some ass
(Unwritten law in my book)

[Chorus]
(I know it's wrong) Wanna fuck my homie baby mama
I'm attracted to the helly drama
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama
Think I wanna fuck your baby mama (I can't help it)
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama
I'm attracted to the helly drama
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama
I think I wanna fuck your baby (Ouch) mama
[Post-Chorus 2: Violent J]
Tryin' to look out for you and your baby
That's why I'm telling you about him cheatin' on you
I ain't even like that
Come here and lemme hold you

[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
Watchin' Jerry Springer (Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry) (All fuckin' day)
Your baby rollin' you a joint (Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry)
(Lookie momma, I packed it with the good shit)
I told you if you let me hit it (What?)
I take you both to Cedar Point
(But the neden wasn't all that, so forget it)
Rubber binkies (Binkies)
Food (Food) all over the floor
(Tinkertoys, Lincoln Logs, Lego Lego Lego)
Am I gonna help you clean it? (Shit)
I'm out the fuckin' door
(Gotta go, and I won't be back no more)

[Chorus]
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama
I'm attracted to the helly drama
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama
Think I wanna fuck your baby mama (Baby, baby mama)
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama
I'm attracted to the helly drama ([?])
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama
I already fucked your baby mama
[Post-Chorus 3: Jamie Madrox]
How the fuck you gonna fuck on me, bitch? (I didn't know)
I don't even believe this shit
You gonna fuck him in my bed?
What the fuck? (He said he loved me)

[Outro]
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama
I'm attracted to the helly drama
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama
Think I wanna fuck your baby mama (I couldn't help it)
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama
I'm attracted to the helly drama (I'm so sorry)
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama
I already fucked your baby mama (Baby)
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama (I fucked her, [?])
I'm attracted to the baby drama (Baby)
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama (I fucked her, [?])
I would even fuck your mama's mama (Do it again)
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama (I'd so do it again)
I think I wanna fuck your baby mama
Wanna fuck my homie baby mama (I'd do it again)
I'd fuck your baby's mama's mama's mama, bitch

[Skit: Vampiro]
My name is Vampiro
My habitat is the wretched hollows
My purpose is punishment of devils
My place is Dark Lotus
My goal is Shangri-La
And lately
*Unsheathes sword*
I haven't been doin' so fuckin' good
*Breathes in* *Stabs*