The first time I seen her she was standin out front of the wash and fold
She had a backpack hangin, she nodded like “I got that grow” I’m like oh?
I drove by twice double checkin finally pulled up and said "What a drought"
She said "Yeah for some not for me though, look what I’m all about"
Oh my god, she had that

Cat piss, white widow, Al Qaeda and pineapple
Purple haze, O.D.B. buy a sack and smoke with me

Chocolate thai, she got that chocolate thai
Chocolate thai, she got that chocolate thai

I bought a sack of some optimus prime, reclined and flew through Peru
Sweet Mary Jane made me promise that I’d spread word to my crew
Now everybody I know is smokin like Columbian kings and queens
She has a line down the block, you can see the fat ass knots in her jeans
She’s gettin paper cause shes got

Cat piss, white widow, Al Qaeda and pineapple
Purple haze, O.D.B. buy a sack and smoke with me

Kurt Cobain, she got that Kurt Cobain
Kurt Cobain, she got that Kurt Cobain

I had to know where she got that death star, curiosity was eatin me alive
So I followed her Delorean, that’s right and it was a long drive
I was almost outta gas when she passed the last exit and drove into the woods
A UFO from the sky it landed and re-upped all her goods, it’s true
She got that
Cat piss, white widow, Al Qaeda and pineapple
Purple haze, O.D.B. buy a sack and smoke with me

Electric cabbage, she gots electric cabbage
Electric cabbage, she gots electric cabbage

I now know why they call her shit Chuck Norris cause it’s always kickin my ass
She got that thunder fuck that purple erkel, green crack, hogs breath, martian grass
I hit it and passed out for eight hours and I woke up still high
Sweet Mary Jane don’t move away, I’m on your dick til I die, it’s true girl
Cause you got that

Cat piss, white widow, Al Qaeda and pineapple
Purple haze, O.D.B. buy a sack and smoke with me

Blue hippo, she got that blue hippo
Blue hippo, she got that blue hippo

My name is Mary Jane, Mary Jane
All other weed is very lame
Bright sunshine or scary rain
I’m out here to fry your cherry brain
Joints, dub sacks, ounces and pounds
I home deliver I run my rounds
Fuck with me I whips out the tech
I’ll blast your head smooth off your neck
My weed is outer planetary
I got them frosted plants and berries
Space cakes, jello, green lemonade
You sail off and I get paid
Congressmen and the Parliament
And the Cabinet Committee all wanna get bent
They come to me sweet Mary Jane
You can go elsewhere but it ain’t the same