[Intro: Violent J]
"Extend your hands where I can see them. Please get out of the car" (Over, pull me over) "Turn around and put your hands behind your back." (Over, pull me over) "Have a seat in the back of my car."
[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
I had my face paint on when it all went down
'82 Chevrolet crawlin' 'round (Nreow)
Made a left turn swerve to the right (Woop, woop)
Lookin in the mirror, blue lights
Stop my car, what the fuck I do? (Get out, sir)
I finished my brew and said fuck you (What?!)
He got all upset and pulled his gun out
I hate cops wouldn't mind takin' one out
He's pattin' me down, I put him in a headlock (Uh! Hyah)
DDT'ed him on the sidewalk
Threw his dead body in the trunk
Went to the party and got crunk (Yo!)
Let the bumps bump, I met a fat chick
We pullin' out, she about to snack on dick
When, again, I'm pulled over
Undercover pig in a dark green Nova (Dark green Nova)
[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Over, pull me over (I'm the one)
Over, pull me over (I'm the one)
Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop
Over, pull me over (I'm the one)
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
I'm tryin' to walk a straight line, but I'm blew back
An this bitch cop been knew that
He said he takin' me in, I said fuck that
You see this dick in my hands? She's finna suck that (Mother fucker)
And you fuckin' everything up
With all this bullshit talkin' 'bout hand cuffs
What the fuck? (Hyah) I kicked him in the nuts
Grabbed his own pistol and blew out his guts
I jumped back in the Chevy and mashed it down
A terrified fat bitch and a wicked clown (Heh heh heh heh heh)
We went across town to get a pizza
The whole time duckin' la policía
It's a beautiful night, I must say
This bitch only stayed two blocks away (Come on)
I made a left hand turn from the right lane
And the same shit happened again (And the same shit happened again! Damn!)
[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Over, pull me over (I'm the one)
Over, pull me over (I'm the one)
Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop
Over, pull me over (I'm the one)
[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
License and registration? Please
I stole this bitch, I ain't even got keys
I got a fuckin' screwdriver in the dash
I pulled it out, showed him and stabbed his ass
(Brrr-ree) I peeled off fast as hell
Past two more cop cars (Woop) Fuck Jail
We shootin' it out, I thought they told ya
I say fuck you and I ain't pullin' over
Fat chick screamin', I'm all through the trees
(Fuck, fuck) Pushin' 85 at least
I lost 'em both but ran into a road block
And this bitch won't reload the Glock
Pulled a U turn and whipped down a side street
Don't matter, they got me on the high beams
I jumped out of the car while it was rollin'
Ran into the darkness and heard it explodin'
[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Over, pull me over (I'm the one)
Over, pull me over (I'm the one)
Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop
Over, pull me over (I'm the one)
[Outro: Violent J]
"Wanna tell us what's goin' on here?"
Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop
"What do you mean you're just drivin' home? You wanna tell us what that smell is? What do I smell there?"
Woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop, woop