[Intro: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Mm. Yup
Yeah, that's nice
Mm
Yo, Shaggy, what you know about Mozart?
Not much. Fact, I don't know shit, J, I think he was deaf
Def as in dope?
Nah man, deaf as in he can't hear shit
Nah man, that was Beefoven. See, what I know about Mozart is that he was a freak!
Freak? The fuck you talkin' bout?
Well, he had some underground shit people don't know nothin' about
Like what?
Like a song called "Lick Mich Arse."
What he fuck does that mean?
It means "Lick my ass," bitch!
Drop that shit, Jack!

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Ahhh. Mozart, dope for the most part
Respected 'cause he knows art
Likes music, and he shows heart
Loves chicks lickin' his ass when it goes dark
He wrote this. Don't sugarcoat this
To get your ass licked off is the dopest
Call it a fetish; call him a freak
Call him in need of a tongue on his butt cheek
[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
Lick on the left side
Lick on the right
Lick down the middle
Oh shit, that's tight
[Together] Lick mich arse all through the night

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
We heard somethin', Mozart had wrote it
Collabo style, had to bogart it
A little trick perfected by freaks
Step one: spread your butt cheeks
Now most hoes'll cut loose to music
And since that's our game, I'ma use it
So we jumped on this Jack White track
Now we can't keep these bitches' tongues out our ass crack

[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Lick on the left side
Lick on the right
Lick down the middle
Oh shit, that's tight
[Together] Lick mich arse all through the night

[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Bumpin' Mozart, sunflower spot
Tongue up my ass like "Ahhh"
A classic ninja with a classical hitch
Struck dirt way south of the clit
Drop my pants, tongue advance
Don't knock shit 'til you gave it a chance
Your tongue might get stuck in the middle of
Two pigs wrestling over a Milk Dud
[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Lick on the left side
Lick on the right
Lick down the middle
Oh shit, that's tight
[Together] Lick mich arse all through the night