[Verse 1]
Industrial wasted the whole hood is
Toxic smoke for all ya little kids (For free)
Bring the family, come down to Delray
Where the nuclear air will microwave your brain
Stray dogs get fat like wild boars
Attackin' in packs and bringing down the doors (For free)
Giant rats, big as five feet long
Some even got wings, attack you airborne
We go fine hoes, hot as can be
But she might have a hand growing outta her knee (For free)
Don't bother me, my little homie gots a duck head
I tell him "quack" right back like it was nothing said
Bitches 'round here are radioactive
Burn right through any propylactive (For free)
Right here is where ya wanna vacation
'Less you scared of a little radiation

[Chorus]
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway so why not
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway, boring
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway so why not
It's a wonder place to stay! Do it in Delray!
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway so why not
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway, boring
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway so why not
It's a wonder place to stay! Do it in Delray!
[Verse 2]
Truck spilled plutanium all over the streets
Mutatin' everybody into freaks (For free)
I got a nose growin' outta my forehead
I'm living in an old nuclear warhead
Siamese twins are born in five packs
Ninjas with legs growin' outta their backs, kickin' it
Let it rain, let it drip hot acid
Do it in Delray! It's fantastic!
Come visit, ain't nothing exquisite
Something run up on you have you screaming "what the fuck is it?"
Air's fucked up, so you lucked up
Grow a mouth under your ear that never shuts up
No hotels, you crash in the trash
Oh that smell is just atomic gas (For free)
This is the place for you and your loved ones
Poisonous, deadly, sickly and Fun!

[Chorus]
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway so why not
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway, boring
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway so why not
It's a wonder place to stay! Do it in Delray!
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway so why not
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway, boring
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway so why not
It's a wonder place to stay! Do it in Delray!
[Verse 3]
I was attacked by somethin' half man, half opossum
Any fucking who that shot him
But it wouldn't die, I shot it some more
It just kept going *Noises*
The dope man's got a fish head with a hook in his lip
He don't care if you look, but don't trip
A chemically molded, beautiful place
Ew that bitch got a dick growing out of her face
Come and climb a smoke stack and take a hit
Take a look into the black smoke bottomless pit
My face feels hot, I feel it meltin'
Seconds later that man was a skeleton
No food, no shopping plaza malls
Just a seven legged man that crawls (For free)
An he's sparin' you a dime or two
Bring the family through, this is the place to do!

[Chorus]
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway so why not
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway, boring
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway so why not
It's a wonder place to stay! Do it in Delray!
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway so why not
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway, boring
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway so why not
It's a wonder place to stay! Do it in Delray!
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway so why not
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway, boring
(Everybody dies) Everybody dies anyway so why not
It's a wonder place to stay! Do it in Delray!