Welcome to the show
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the show, Shangri-La of the Dark Carnival
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the show
Welcome to the show
Bitch boy, you dead

Well hello boy and girls come on in see the show
It's the mystical, magical, great dark carnival
Don't bother looking for parking, get rid of it
It ain't like you ever comin back you fucking idiot
The carnival emerges only when you about to die
And right now motherfucker, you about dead in the sky
So come and put your soul up on the murder-go-round
And we'll strap you down and send you into oblivion
I got a spike for your neck with my ninja blowgun
Because I be the Juggalada Don Dada Lada shogun
I swings my sword down and split you and two
Before you even fall I bitch smack both of you
Welcome to our Carnival 50,000 Juggalos
Freaks and weirdos and killers at our shows
I'm just glad we down with 'em hate to be y'all
And have a juggalo shatter my skull for the Carnival
Carnival, carnival, carnival, carnival

When it's your time, death is near
Step right up on over here

Welcome to my exhibit, I be the Shaggs
Sit back and enjoy, relax your nipples and nutbags
It's only Juggalos here; you know what we about:
Swingin' hatchets, Faygo, and our dick in your mouth
So they call us a circus we accept the roll
We been sayin that its comin' for like ten years or so
And everywhere that we from Alaska to Spain
We seein' Juggalos dancin in the Faygo rain
Some of those at our shows feel a carnival high
I seen them jump from the stage and float off into the sky
They ain't never comin back, their Carnival has been found
And all we can do is dream about it smokin em down
I got love for people and I hope to die
I got Neden waitin on me up in Shangri-la
But if you really wanna hear the fuckin devils exhibit
The shit Is called Hells PIT run out and get it

Get it, get it, get it, get it

When it's your time, death is near
Step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows and rides
It's that carnival paradise
Welcome to the House of Mirrors and the Tilt-a-Whirl
Mr. Rotten Treats got the candy for the boys and girls
Join Willaby Rags in the Tunnel of Love
How 'bout some ABK, some Twiztid, and some Izle of Zug
The very carnival performers are the Juggalo family, woo
Juggalos mother fuckin' outta control
We did it, y'all, let's bring it on
Our mighty Dark Carnival