[Violent J]
I could get naked, right here
I'd look like a big pale polar bear
Then I'd have to attack
Fuck you up like that
Psychopachics hatchet chops
Slappin' ninjas outta hiding spots
Branga shag, shugga wugga bah
Juggalo Nation is in the house (That's right)
To the left, to the right
Over here! There! We everywhere
Always underground down with the bottom
Bottom, bottom, bum, bum, bottom
Censor me for your radio list
FUCK Y'ALL {BI*****...} Missed! (hahaha!)
Well, I guess we'll never be a radio star
Wouldn't work anyway, I'm way too Bizzar

[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]
ANYBODY HERE??? (EVERYBODY HERE)
WE GOT THE GEAR??? (FAYGO RIGHT HERE)
ANYBODY CARE??? (DON'T NOBODY CARE)
JOKER (JOKER)
JOKER (JOKER)
ANYBODY HERE??? (EVERYBODY HERE)
WE GOT THE GEAR??? (FAYGO RIGHT HERE)
ANYBODY CARE??? (DON'T NOBODY CARE)
(WHAT?) WHAT?
(WHAT?) WHAT?
(WHAT?) WHAT?
[Violent J]
Sshhh... it's a dead body in my trunk, wanna see it? (Uhh..)
Fuck around and you'll be it! (Bitch!)
Jamie Madrox and Monoxide Child! (WICKED WILD)
Give it to me.. Give it to me...

[Twiztid]
I've been waggling my dick since the 7th Grade
Freek show, Grabbin my balls, and gettin' paid
Better ask Mom Dukes bitch, we don't play
Hair wigged out and my eyes all gray

[Violent J]
No more rappin, no more shows
I'm going back to school, and working at Kinko's
I wanna ride on campus on a mountain bike all day
Hey! *honk* I got the right of way
Stab, shoot, chop, cut, drill, I JUST WANNA KILL...
No matter where you go motherfucker
Dark carnival ain't FAR, and it's way Bizzar..

[Esham]
Yo, this is Esham the Unholy, East Side Hoes And Money
And right now, you're enjoying a trip that's COMPLETELY out your atmosphere
A little stroll into the wicked realm that is Insane Clown Posse
A journey into the Bizzar
[Shaggy 2 Dope]
If you a juggalo and you won't sell out say it:
(Fuck everybody on the dance floor)
If you ever had to fuck a fat bitch in the mouth say it:
(Fuck everybody on the dance floor)
If you want a little Faygo and you want it fast say it:
(Fuck everybody on the dance floor)
If you like feeling up on your homeboy's ass say it:
...
Oh, uh, shit

[Violent J]
These killas dont dance, we boogie
We boogie woogie wu, that's all we do
(See ya, see ya, see ya...)
(...I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back)
Dark Lotus team for your colon
Only team you on, Sunday bowling
{yloH si htxiS ehT}
Play that backwards for secret info
Hold up a minute, *zipper unzips* damn... *urinating sounds*
Couldn't wait, man
*Toilet flushes* All done
Now if only I could choke someone
Redrum, I'm a ruthless stalker
Slap old ladies up off their walkers
Take my hand, little bitch, come along
It ain't that far, welcome to the Bizzar!
[Chorus: Shaggy 2 Dope]
ANYBODY HERE??? (EVERYBODY HERE)
WE GOT THE GEAR??? (FAYGO RIGHT HERE)
ANYBODY CARE??? (DON'T NOBODY CARE)
JOKER (JOKER)
JOKER (JOKER)
ANYBODY HERE??? (EVERYBODY HERE)
WE GOT THE GEAR??? (FAYGO RIGHT HERE)
ANYBODY CARE??? (DON'T NOBODY CARE)
(WHAT?) WHAT?
(WHAT?) WHAT?
(WHAT?) WHAT?
ANYBODY HERE??? (EVERYBODY HERE)
WE GOT THE GEAR??? (FAYGO RIGHT HERE)
ANYBODY CARE??? (DON'T NOBODY CARE)
JOKER (JOKER)
JOKER (JOKER)
ANYBODY HERE??? (EVERYBODY HERE)
WE GOT THE GEAR??? (FAYGO RIGHT HERE)
ANYBODY CARE??? (DON'T NOBODY CARE)
(WHAT?) WHAT?
(WHAT?) WHAT?
(WHAT?) WHAT?