[Verse 1: Violent J]
I paint my face every year, all day
The thirty-first ain't nothin' to me, another holiday
All of a sudden face painting's in style
And I've been doin ever since Gilligan's Island was on
Well try to live it all year though
Try and pick up a chick when you're painted up like a weirdo
I'm sixty-eight years old, I still trick or treat
You think I care? Shit, I'm trying to find somethin' to eat
And tell them old ladies, "Keep your pennies"
If it ain't about a quarter, don't even bother
I'm sick of these little kids too, I know you did it
Put a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with it
And then they take my candy and diss
"Look what I got from the fat guy painted like Kiss!"
All year I'm a psycho, huh? I see
But each and every Halloween, you wanna be me!

[Chorus]
Hey (You want to be me, don't you?)
(Live careless, freely, don't you?)
Every Halloween (Walk with the all forbidden)
They want to be me (Amidst the darkness, hidden)
Hey (You want to be me, don't you?)
(Live careless, freely, don't you?)
Every Halloween (Walk with the all forbidden)
They want to be me (Amidst the darkness, hidden)
[Verse 2: Violent J]
A gorilla, (And?) a puffer fish, (And?) and a bag lady (Wow)
All made love and had a little baby (Ha ha ha)
And supposedly I'm the one
But at this point that's only purely speculation (Yeah)
On Halloween, people smile at me (What?)
The rest of the year, they dial the police (Oh)
They kick me off their lawn and shoo me off their cars
But on Halloween, they're giving me candy bars (What?)
Trick or treat it's 5:30 in the morning
Im still out, I'm standing on your lawn (Uh oh)
And I'm lookin through your window, tap, tap
I see a gummy bear on the table, you gonna eat that?
My paint don't come off, and if it did (What?)
You think I'm scary now, shiiiiiiiit
I look like Frankenstein has been slapped with ugly
Yet children hug me, on Halloween

[Chorus]
Hey (You want to be me, don't you?) (Well, I don't care)
(Live careless, freely, don't you?) (Well, I don't care)
Every Halloween (Walk with the all forbidden) (Well, I don't care)
They want to be me (Amidst the darkness, hidden) (Well, I don't care)
Hey (You want to be me, don't you?) (Well, I don't care)
(Live careless, freely, don't you?) (Well, I don't care)
Every Halloween (Walk with the all forbidden) (Well, I don't care)
They want to be me (Amidst the darkness, hidden) (Well, I don't care)
[Verse 3: Violent J]
Three six four, people hate my guts (Yeah)
On Halloween though, they wanna ride my nuts (Go figure)
They dress up as monsters, freaks, and clowns
And pass jelly bears, Goobers, and suckers around
They next day when I try to trick or treat (Yeah?)
It's "get off my porch, or I'll call the cops, you freak!" (Damn)
I don't understand you people but that's okay
I'll see you all next time you try to be Violent J

[Chorus]
Hey (You want to be me, don't you?)
(Live careless, freely, don't you?)
Every Halloween (Walk with the all forbidden)
They want to be me (Amidst the darkness, hidden)
Hey (You want to be me, don't you?)
(Everybody [?]) (Well, I don't care)
(Live careless, freely, don't you?)
(Everybody [?]) (Well, I don't care)
Every Halloween (Walk with the all forbidden)
(Everybody [?]) (Well, I don't care)
They want to be me (Amidst the darkness, hidden)
(Everybody [?]) (Well, I don't care)
Hey (You want to be me, don't you?)
(Everybody [?]) (Well, I don't care)
(Live careless, freely, don't you?)
(Everybody [?]) (Well, I don't care)
Every Halloween (Walk with the all forbidden)
(Everybody [?]) (Well, I don't care)
They want to be me (Amidst the darkness, hidden)
(Everybody [?]) (Well, I don't care)
[Outro]
(Everybody [?]) (Well, I don't care)
(Everybody [?]) (Well, I don't care)
(Everybody [?]) (Well, I don't care)
(Everybody [?]) (Well, I don't care)
(Well, I don't care)
(Well, I don't care)
(Well, I don't care)
(Well, I don't care)