[Children laughing, Toy cranks up]

[Intro: Violent J]
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey, hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Every year it's more of us and all we do is fill the box
You might play with me at first, a couple days, a week at tops
Just like your Atomic Supersonic Retro Plasma Car
We will all get tossed inside just like the piece of shit we are
I will be your fantasy imaginary special friend
I can feel you, I relate with you, no need to talk to them
But instead you toss me in the box, leave me to rot away
Hoping you'll pick me again someday, hey, hey

[Chorus]
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side?
(Take me to the other side)
Lost under Ann Raggedy, it's lonely when you're locked inside
(It can be so lonely)
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side?
(Take me to the other side)
Lost under Ann Raggedy, it's lonely when you're locked inside
[Verse 2: Violent J]
I will sit and listen to your bibble babble jibber talk
But when you go in tonight you'll leave me out here on the walk
You'll ignore your little friend or trade me for something instead
Please come get your doggy, don't let him chew off my fuckin' head
All your mom and daddy do is work and fight, that's all they do
I can understand the way you feel because I feel it too
But you'll leave me in the box and I can barely hear you play
Lost among the toys of yesterday, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

[Chorus]
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side?
(Take me to the other side)
Lost under Ann Raggedy, it's lonely when you're locked inside
(It can be so lonely)
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side?
(Take me to the other side)
Lost under Ann Raggedy, it's lonely when you're locked inside

[Bridge: Shaggy2Dope, Violent J]
Boys and girls, fuck that old crusty shit
Come down and get your brand new, ha
Shiny, Slimy, Atomic Shithead
Super, duper!
Right
Zap zap zap, sonic, super
Right
[Verse 3: Violent J]
I can see you near the bed when I look through this tiny crack
You've become much older now and I don't see you turning back
Seven years in darkness I can only hope my wish comes true
That one day I'll get you in my hands, and I'll play with you!

[Chorus]
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side?
Ha ha! And I'll play with you! (Take me to the other side)
Lost under Ann Raggedy, it's lonely when you're locked inside
Ha ha! And I'll play with you! (It can be so lonely)
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side?
Ha ha! And I'll play with you! (Take me to the other side)
Lost under Ann Raggedy, it's lonely when you're locked inside
Ha ha! And I'll play with you! (It can be so lonely)
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side?
Ha ha! And I'll play with you! (It can be so lonely)
Lost under Ann Raggedy, it's lonely when you're locked inside
Ha ha! And I'll play with you! (It can be so lonely)
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side?
(It can be so lonely)
Lost under Ann Raggedy, it's lonely when you're locked inside
(It can be so lonely)
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side?
(It can be so lonely)
Lost under Ann Raggedy, it's lonely when you're locked inside
(It can be so lonely)
Why don't you come play with me and take me to the other side?
(It can be so lonely)
Lost under Ann Raggedy, it's lonely when you're locked inside
(It can be so)