[Intro: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Serial slaughtering stranglers
Jugular juggling juggalos
Folded, fat, floppy-tittied freaks
I C fuckin' P's in the haugh

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Abracadabra boom shacka dae
I'm Violent J, and I'm back like a vertebrae
And I come with a hat full of tricks
Trunk full of Faygo, car full of fat chicks
Ha hahaha ha hahaha, fuck you
Wicked clowns, we'd like to say what up to
The Cobras, X-men, and Counts
And everybody with clown love, even sets I've never heard of
Roll into town and out with the big top
Four cards down, and two more still to drop
And when it does, I pack up and hit the road
'Cause I don't wanna see your head explode!
Toss me an axe, and I'll toss you a dead chicken
Add a buck, you get a two-liter with 'em
And when the genie says on with the show
It's hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

[Chorus]
"Once again, the psychotic carnival creatures in the haugh"
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
"Southwest slithering snakes of darkness, come on"
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Shazam bam, shocka locka lokis
Shaggy the clown back like scoliosis
Call me a psycho-schizo freak
And I'll call you by your name (Dick-anus)
'Cause I can give two shits and a fuck
I bounce down Vernor in a popcorn clown truck
I'm a circus ninja southwest voodoo wizard
I grab your gizzard (Whoop, whoop)
Jump on the carpet, let's take a spin
Everybody's waiting for the show to begin
Up to the top, by the neck, and let you go
Try to land in a glass of Faygo
Uh, you suck, you missed the fuckin' glass
Broke ya neck and busted your fuckin' ass
But the genie says on with the show
Hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

[Chorus]
"What awaits you after death? Rub the lamp and explore"
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
"Enter Milenko's Fun House, walk right through the wretched hall"
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride

[Bridge]
Fuck, fuck, fuck 'em all
Fuck, fuck 'em all
Clown dog
Freak dog
Joker dog
Milenko dog
"Visions of joker cards flashing in your mother's face"
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Rude Boy and Chucky down with the clown
First time we ever went to Mexicantown
I remember, we couldn't pay the bill, they got hot
And beat us down in the fuckin' parking lot (Fuck you!)
Tall Jess, Jumpsteady, and Nate the Mack
Tagged ICP by the train tracks
And it was on, the dawn of a new day
Magical carpets grippin' down the freeway (Whoop, whoop)
Walked in a gypsy's tent with a food stamp
And walked out with a magical lamp, yeah
I met Milenko, he gave me three wishes
That night, I fucked three fat bitches
Can't get the fuck with it? Forget it
I'll rip your face off and wipe my ass with it
When the genie says on with the show
It's hokus pokus, jokers, Great Milenko

[Chorus]
"Climb aboard our magic train and join us in song"
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
"City to village, hamlet to town, the show must go on"
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
"Giant ladies, bearded ladies, midget ladies, ladies?"
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride
"Clouds of darkness, then underneath them comes the clown"
Hokus pokus, joker's ride, come take a spin on a carnie ride (Fuck that!)