[Intro: Violent J]
I, I'd like to uh, if its cool with Jake and Jack
I'd like to address the juggalos, on a, uh, personal matter
Because, it's not all good
I mean, things ain't always that cool, you know
I, I just wanna talk to you guys about a problem I got
And maybe you can help me

[Verse: Violent J]
I stab people, four, five people everyday
I tried to see a shrink to stop that shit but it ain't no FUCKing way
I stabbed him, stabbed his nurse and his fucking cat
Stabbed them! Stabbed them all like that
I stab people I know, I stabbed Alex, my manager
He was like, "WHAT THE FUCK?!" I stabbed him in the gut!
I order food just to stab the guy when he gets there, I don't care
I stab anybody anywhere, uh, uh, there
I stabbed the mailman, he was pissed, he tried to mace me
I'm too quick with the stabbing, come on, come on, tase me
I stabbed Twiztid, Jamie Madrox, I stabbed 'em
Myzery stabbed me OWW!! And Goddamn him!
I stab old people, ladies, little kids, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!
I stabbed a fat guy in the butt, hehe, what?
I met Pete Rose and stabbed him, twice in his nipple
I'm Violent J, and I stab people
[Chorus: Violent J]
Maybe somebody can help me
Maybe somebody can help me
Maybe somebody can help me
Maybe somebody can help me