[Intro: Syn, Anybody Killa, Violent J]
"Go step to them bitches over there."
"Fuck that. You go step to them bitches."
"For what?"
"Man, look out, y'all."

[Verse 1: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, [Amy Anselm]]
Wibble wobble bumble boo
I'm Violent J, nice to meet you (Hi)
Hop and jump the cherry pump
Cherry syrup on ice cream (Yum)
What you say I buy you some? (Yeah)
What's your name, bitch, where you from? (Tell me)
You know me but don't be scared
Bloody hands are weird (I know)
Don't front girl, you like us thugs
Very scary carny scrubs (Whoop whoop whoop)
You don't want no richie faggot
I think of Shaggy when he tag it (Uh huh) (Damn)
That's all good, I'll hook you up (Yup)
Send your shit I'll look you up (He will)
You met J though, he goes first (Uh)
Yeah 'cause that's like how it works (Slut)
I can put aside my axe (Hatchet)
Give your butt a couple smacks (Slip slappy)
Once you let me all up in (Uh oh)
You're lucky if we'll meet again
[Pre-Chorus]
"Work this pussy, you big, ugly, bean-eatin' ass"
Fuck you!

[Chorus: Syn]
I don't wanna lemon Ben & Jerry baby, don't you wanna
I don't wanna Tropicana dairy baby, don't you wanna
I don't wanna coconut a flurry baby, don't you wanna mix
(Come on!) Cotton candy and popsicles

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J, [Amy Anselm]]
You from Dallas, Texas, right? (Uh huh)
You must be, girl, you look tight (Uh)
Plus you rock a grip of ass
Thank you Shaggy sweetness (Well)
Thank you nothing, let me hit it
Truffle shuffle, waffle biscuit (Hm?)
Whatever that was we ate
Cost me like thirteen fifty-eight
Sugar Bear, I'm worth all that (Shit)
Bitch, I'll smack you call me that (What?)
Call me Shaggy, southwest thug
Juggalo, Isle of Zug
Do him what you did to me (Yeah)
With your tongue ring and your teeth (Yeah)
Only when in private
You think I wanna see his dick? Peace!
Put your candy down (Girl)
Let me show your tongue around
Here's my popsicle and balls
Get on your knees and go for yours
[Pre-Chorus]
"Suck his dick"
"Suck his dick"
"Sister, can I offer you some-"
"Dick"

[Chorus: Syn]
I don't wanna watermelon cherry baby, don't you wanna
I don't wanna Tropicana berry baby, don't you wanna
I don't wanna blue banana cherry baby, don't you wanna mix
(Whoop whoop!) Cotton candy and popsicles
I don't wanna lemon Ben & Jerry baby, don't you wanna
I don't wanna Tropicana dairy baby, don't you wanna
I don't wanna coconut a flurry baby, don't you wanna mix
(Say what?) Cotton candy and popsicles

[Bridge: Legz Diamond, Chuck D, [?], Dr. Dre]
Southwest side, bitch!
Badder than bad, 'cause I'm from Motown
Badder than bad, 'cause I'm from Motown
Badder than bad, 'cause I'm from Motown
Southwest side, bitch!
"It's time to get busy in this motherfucker"

[Chorus: Syn]
I don't wanna watermelon cherry baby, don't you wanna
I don't wanna Tropicana berry baby, don't you wanna
I don't wanna blue banana sherry baby, don't you wanna mix
Cotton candy and popsicles
I don't wanna lemon Ben & Jerry baby, don't you wanna
I don't wanna Tropicana dairy baby, don't you wanna
I don't wanna coconut a flurry baby, don't you wanna mix
Cotton candy and popsicles
[Outro: Sample]
Remember when you were a kid?
Well, part of you still is
And that's why we make Faygo
Faygo remembers
Faygo-