[Intro: Violent J]
"Ladies and gentlemen!
'Los and 'lettes!
It's time to witness the shine of the Wicked Clowns!
Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope!
The world's most hated band, the Insane Clown Posse!

[Verse 1: Violent J & Big Hoodoo]
Abracadabra, stab you up bloody
I'm the big duke, smear your ass like putty
That's one thing I ain't never done was study
Fuck my meds, I'm about to go nutty
If we was in prison, I'd rape your anus!
With this broomstick, not my penis
I do a drive-by on a pogo stick
As I'm gettin' my dick sucked, no bullshit
I clown motherfuckers, pie to the face
Probation officers, I lie to they face
I sell fake dope, and you still buy it
I even tell you it's fake, I'll still try it
I'll sock your ass and leave you snorin'
Still laid out same spot next mornin'
I'm a serial 'iller, pound for pound
You fuck with a Juggalo, you get clowned

[Chorus: Young Wicked & Violent J]
Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
Then we do it again, bitch! You get clowned!
Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
And the shit don't end, bitch! You get clowned!
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
I'm Shaggy the Clown, my foot swing around
Boot your nuts so far up your ass, they never found
Now eyeballs in the microwave grow fatter
Until they finally splatter
How do I know this? It don't matter
When I pulls out my axe, hoes scatter
'Cause in my head, I hear the drums of war
Next thing you know, I comes to your door
And I kicks it in, the shit begin
Take a knife to the chicken and I sticks it in *cluck*
Pluck the feathers, cut your tethers
Everybody run free, dumping in a Humvee
Mass pandemonium all around
Innocent victim dying on the ground
Hold him close as his heart slows down
And then whisper in his earhole, "You got clowned!"

[Chorus: Young Wicked & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
Then we do it again, bitch! You get clowned!
Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
And the shit don't end, bitch! You get clowned!
[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
I paint my face like my brothers and sisters
We're misunderstood by these others, they diss us
Truth is these haters wanna love us and kiss us
'Cause they secretly hound dogs, we shove 'em when they piss us off!
Instead, we gotta clown these hoes
Stick our big clown shoes all up they assholes
'Cause when our wagons come to town
We only pick up the found, bitch, so get clowned!

[Chorus: Young Wicked, Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
Then we do it again, bitch! You get clowned!
Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
And the shit don't end, bitch! You get clowned!

[Outro: Young Wicked, Shaggy 2 Dope, & Violent J]
Pie to your face
Foot up your anus
Nuts on your chin
Then we do it again, bitch! You get clowned!
Get clowned (Pie to your face)
Get clowned (Foot up your anus)
Get clowned (Nuts on your chin)
And the shit don't end, bitch! You get clowned!
[Skit: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
*Phone ring*
'Yello?
Hello? May I speek to a Joseph Utsler?
Who's this?
Yes, this is Chad [?]. I am calling from Quest Diagnostics Collection Agency. Uh, it shows here we have an overdue balance for you of seven hundred and forty-two dollars and thirty-three cents. I'm calling as to see when, uh, Joseph, uh Utasaler could make a possible payment on this, uh, overdue bill?
Man. Fuck you
O-okay, thank y- thank you very much for your cooperation, and we will be speaking again soon. Goodbye now