[Verse 1: Violent J]
I was wanted in town for a serious crime
Packed up for the hills started farming swine
When I potted sweet miss Caroline
Fuck Micheal and Paul the girl is mine
We made love in the barn on a pile of dung
She had a meth issue I was wild and drunk
But was love L-O-V-U-E
I hit it with a pitchfork now you do me
Yeah we experimented our love was cemented
She said we was forever and I figured she meant it
Until Caroline decided to spill
She was promised to another, her cousin Bill
I'm standing there thinking this wasn't real
Ripped out my heart how does it feel
She left me for dead, a buzzards meal
I all but gave up that was until
Soup cans was tied to the back of his tractor
About to get hitched, he couldn't be happier
Shotgun wedding I brought the shotty
Caroline ain't mine, I'm poppin' everybody

[Interlude: Shaggy 2 Dope]
"That's right y'all right then and there, J staked his claim on sweet miss Caroline, by way of shotgun I might add, and he took back the woman he loved. Together they ran off hand in hand into the wild wooded mountainside. Good luck, lovers."

[Verse 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Cousin Bill wasn't done, he gathered a posse
Tried to act hard but his eyes were glossy
They had hound dogs, guns and torches
Family's watched standin' on their porches
Hot on the trail, tryna track us
Sure to find us and soon attack u
Me and Caroline paid it no mind
We was humpin' even though we had no time
She was too fine, her titties I missed 'em
Pulled my nut boys out and she kissed them
I begged and pleaded we need to run
You hear them dogs, bitch, here they come
We ran to a main road and found a phone
I called Shaggy, but he wasn't home
Yes I was, bitch, why you lyin'
I came with the quickness, I was flyin'
To the rescue, true, he came and got us
Just then Bill and his posse spot us
They bucked rounds, but no one shot us
Peeled off to freedom, and they got dust