[Intro: Violent J]
"Come on over!"
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"I'm saying!"
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"We'll hang out in my room and watch Forensic Files and all that!"
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"I got my cable back on"
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"Well, yeah! You know... after we handle that.."
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"You know, that splashy splash"
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"You know what it is, bitch, I ca-"
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"I can't be havin' you all in my bed until I get in there and scrub that butthole clean; ain't no tellin' where that shit's been!"

[Chorus]
Splish splish splash, bitch, strip fast
Soapy soap, drip, float, slip it in, smash
Soapy suds, scrub a scrub, bubble tub time
Scrub a dub, rinse, wash, towel it off, shine
Well, splish splish splash, bitch, strip fast
Soapy soap, drip, float, slip it in, smash
Soapy suds, scrub a scrub, bubble tub time
Scrub a dub, rinse, wash, towel it off, shine
[Verse 1: Violent J]
Hey, welcome to mi casa, my baby senorita
Jump up in the tub and do some scrubbing, ooh you need ta
Pass my soap, I clean us, splashin'. My splash might seem infectious
Squeaky clean them titties down so I can see my clown reflection
Hey, let's get that pussy sparkling. Split that tushie; park it in
Swim at you like I'm Jaws, but this shark is your friend
Scrubby scrubbin', did he rinse your ass?
Hit from the back, soapy lovin', titty prints on glass
I got my snorkel and my scuba gear, fuck them dorks that you been near
That neden blowin' bubbles, pink and blue in the air
Hey baby, see us fuckin' in the mirror? Fog it up, we disappear
Baby, I just made your neden fart, or it's a frog in here
I've been shipwrecked, doomed, alone on that lagoon
Then you got here, boom, as big as a hot air balloon
Look when you dickin' it so, shit, you gonna leave on dead lock
Slip it up in the wrong hole, quick to go deep and get stuck
(Wrong hole!)

[Chorus]
Splish splish splash, bitch, strip fast
Soapy soap, drip, float, slip it in, smash
Soapy suds, scrub a scrub, bubble tub time
Scrub a dub, rinse, wash, towel it off, shine
Well, splish splish splash, bitch, strip fast
Soapy soap, drip, float, slip it in, smash
Soapy suds, scrub a scrub, bubble tub time
Scrub a dub, rinse, wash, towel it off, shine
[Verse 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
When swimming in my Atlantis, it's like the rest of the world ends
My house is eighty-five percent baths, so bring your girlfriends
Uh, four shower heads, hot water for an hour
These bitches' ass so dirty they could grow me a flower
Step inside the Spa Bruce, I'll treat you to my sauna
Take a load off your feet, you big-ass Honey Boo Boo mama, bitch
But if you stay all night, I'll see you tomorrow
About that water bill, for real, you plan to leave a couple dollars?
On my clown face I'ma seat ya, like the taste of your pita
Shaggy's waiting to meet ya, we a double feature, boo
Treat your booty, leave it fruity, coconut scented refreshing
Soft to the touch like crushed velour ink velvet impressions
Hot oil treatment extensions with cherry reflections
Your caramel complexion from exotic connections
Follow my direction for erotic perfection
I'll inject my erection without protection
Swim with me, bitch

[Chorus]
Splish splish splash, bitch, strip fast
Soapy soap, drip, float, slip it in, smash
Soapy suds, scrub a scrub, bubble tub time
Scrub a dub, rinse, wash, towel it off, shine
Well, splish splish splash, bitch, strip fast
Soapy soap, drip, float, slip it in, smash
Soapy suds, scrub a scrub, bubble tub time
Scrub a dub, rinse, wash, towel it off, shine
[Outro]
Splish splish splash
(Scrub that, scrub that, scrub that butthole clean)
Bitch strip fast (Fast fast fast fast)
Soapy subs, scrub a scrub, bubble tub time
(Scrub that, scrub that, scrub that butthole clean)
Splish splish splash (Clean, clean, butthole)
Bitch strip fast (Clean)
Soapy subs, scrub a scrub, bubble tub time
(Scrub that, scrub that)
Scrub a dub, rinse, wash
(scrub that butthole clean)