[Intro]
"The beast lives out of the raging storm in the dead of night
The ravenous, blood-sick creatures searches for it's sacrifice"
Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha)
Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha)
Great Milenko (Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)
Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha)
Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha)
Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha)
Great Milenko (Ha Ha ha Ha Ha)
Great Milenko (Hm hm Hm hm Ha ha ha ha)
"Driven by death itself
Only the satisfaction of slaughter will cause it to return to
The darkness from which it came"
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu

[Verse 1: Violent J]
Boys and girls, it's nighty night time
Happy J the Clown has a nursery rhyme
It's about The Boogie Woogie Man
Keep your light on as long as you can
'Cause when it cuts off, so does your head
Boogie Woogie Woogie waits under your bed
With a shank, shpah!, up through the bottom
Little Jimmy Jimmy?
Uh, got em!
[Host]
"Let's meet contestant number one
He's a schizophrenic serial killer clown
Who says, "women love his sexy smile"
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your question?"

[Sharon]
"Contestant number one
I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you would do to make
That first impression really stick"

[Verse 2: Violent J]
Let's see, uh, well, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, Ha!, but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
And look your mama in the eye and tell her, "Fuck you!"
Hurry up bitch, I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I'd pinch her loopy ass and tell her, "Get the food ready!"
Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It's dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady staring at your sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will try to jump again
And only this time, I'd put the forty to his chin
After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear
...His foots in your mouth, thanks to the Boogie Man
[Chorus]
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu (Here comes the boogie man)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu (Heha! Heha! Heha! Heha!)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu (Make way for the Boogie Man)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu (Mom! Dad! Heha! Heha!)

[Host]
"Now, let's meet contestant number two
He's a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let's hear your question"

[Sharon]
"I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know? (Baby)"

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richie bitch, yo. Fuck you!
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here
I'd go through your phone book and whack em all
And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw (What?!)
Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay
I'd be blowing fucking nuggets off all day *gunshot*
I'd grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let 'em go, and watch 'em both spring up in your face
I'd sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a caveman!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, "I'm just playin'"
As you spit it all out, I'd rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up yo' ass crack!
"Was it the Boogie Man?"
[Chorus]
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu (Here comes the boogie man)
What was he wearing?
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu (Heha! Heha! Heha! Heha!)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu (Make way for the Boogie Man)
Boogie Woogie Woogie Woogie Wu (Mom! Dad! Heha! Heha!)

[Bridge]
"Please don't let me fall asleep
'Cause the Boogie Man will creep
Through my window in my room
Stab me with a broken broom
Please don't let me fall sleep
'Cause the Boogie Man will creep
Through my window in my room
Sta-"
Boogie Woogie Woogie!

[Host]
"Well it sounds like contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with sensitivity, Sharon
It's a tough choice so far!
Sharon, let's have your last question and
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden"

[Sharon]
"Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the
Same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would
Your pick up line be? (Well) Whoever's the smoothest wins!"

[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Ricki Lake!
Fuck that, you'd be jocking me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that'll get her
Tell her that's she fat, yeah, that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap
Shit, you don't want contestant number two. He's mad wack
I walk into a barn and there he was
Standing up on a bucket, ew, trying to fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly-ass farm llama
Damn dawg! How you gonna diss your mama?