[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Afroman]
Let's toast, (Let’s toast [?]) let's toast to my steez
Let's toast, (Let’s toast [?]) let's toast to my steez
Let's toast, (Let's toast [?]) let's toast to my steez
Let's toast, (Let's toast [?]) let's toast to my steez (ti tuob’ woH)
Let’s toast to my steez (Let's toast)
This clock gettin’ lots of G's (ti tuob' woH)
A champ to H O E's (Let’s toast)
Low riders on them D's (ti tuob' woH)
Worldwide, underground (Let's toast)
[?] pound that unique sound (ti tuob' woH)
Independent, internet (Let's toast)
Old school, new school, hip hop vet (ti tuob' woH)

[Verse 1: Violent J]
They call me cap'n creeper
Tappin' out your speakers
I'm crackin', slappin' divas
My pack attack like cheetahs
My sack hangs out of my pant leg
There it go, bang, if I have to, I beg
Don't step on the thing, treat it like a egg
Tuck it in my sock with my wang, and I'm straight
My face, [?], standin' tall
Out of place, hate it, fuck 'em all
They can't fade this wreckin' ball
I terminate 'em in seconds, y'all
I'm the dirty wicked jester
Peel your wig like Uncle Fester
Bait a kid, catch a molester
Look what he did, don't let it fester
On the hood of my ride, chandeliers
We know good up inside, but we handle biz
I said you could but I lied, I'm scandalous
Probably shouldn't ride, but I can't resist
Fuck a ho with no love, hit me
Carnival blood, strictly
Crawl out the mud, sickly
Underground thugs, with me
I'm sippin' on some cheapness
With a fat girl and a skinny one
And the skinny one was [?]
And the fat girl was like "gimme some," ooh
We can order pizza
We can turns these beats up
We can burn these weeds up
Sperm and cum these sheets up
[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Afroman]
Let's toast, (Let's toast [?]) let's toast to my steez
Let's toast, (Let's toast [?]) let's toast to my steez
Let's toast, (Let's toast [?]) let's toast to my steez
Let's toast, (Let's toast [?]) let's toast to my steez (ti tuob' woH)
Let's toast to my steez (Let's toast)
This clock gettin' lots of G's (ti tuob' woH)
A champ to H O E's (Let's toast)
Low riders on them D's (ti tuob' woH)
Worldwide, underground (Let's toast)
[?] pound that unique sound (ti tuob' woH)
Independent, internet (Let's toast)
Old school, new school, hip hop vet (ti tuob' woH)

[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Heads come off the neck, slice
I played with half a deck twice
Always connect dead, I'm precise
I'm swift and smooth and slick, nice
"Choke 'em" is my slogan
Smokin' with Joe Rogan (Ha ha)
Yoke your wig like Hogan's (Brother)
Brokin' through these Trojans
I stroll out with the pyro pop
Your soul slipped down the spiral drop
You're old, I'm fresh like a hydro crop
I hold the top spot, 'cause I don't stop
Hip hop, body rock, [?]
So what you gettin' paid, I'm doin' it too
I work the block, and you went to school
Let's toast to pursuin' it through
I laugh like a hyena
When they ask me have I seen her
This past a misdemeanor
Blood bath, here comes the cleaners
I stand out, giraffe in the club (Whoop whoop)
And this ho wanna laugh at a scrub
Can't have that, pass me a bud
Spit steez on that ass, now she in love
'Cause I'm not your ordinary
Join my world, it's scary
We outer-planetary
[?] you, Chuck Berry
My steez, hoes get naked quick
Big and sleezy, extra thick
The head, please me, do that trick
Yeah, top me off quick, hug, and split
[Chorus: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Afroman]
Let's toast, (Let's toast [?]) let's toast to my steez
Let's toast, (Let's toast [?]) let's toast to my steez
Let's toast, (Let's toast [?]) let's toast to my steez
Let's toast, (Let's toast [?]) let's toast to my steez (ti tuob' woH)
Let's toast to my steez (Let's toast)
This clock gettin' lots of G's (ti tuob' woH)
A champ to H O E's (Let's toast)
Low riders on them D's (ti tuob' woH)
Worldwide, underground (Let's toast)
[?] pound that unique sound (ti tuob' woH)
Independent, internet (Let's toast)
Old school, new school, hip hop vet (ti tuob' woH)