[Skit]
[Boy] Woah, hey, Jeffory, check it out
[Jeffory] Hm. House of Wax?
[Boy] I’ve never been in there before
[Jeffory] Me neither, dude
[Boy] How much you got?
[Jeffory] Probably ten bucks
[Boy] Free? Let’s go!
[Jeffory] Free?

[Intro: Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, & Young Wicked]
Evil soul ("You dirty bastard!")
Covered in wax
"Head to toe, mother fucker! Glossy little bitch!"
Lived a lie ("Liar!")
No turnin’ back
"What are you gonna do now? You can’t even move"
On display ("For the whole wide world!")
With nothing to say
Heh heh heh ha! "Bitch!" Heh heh heh ha!
Hot sunny day ("Burnin’ up!")
Face melting away ("Oozing away...")

[Chorus]
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)
[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Welcome to the House of wickety Wax
Fools on display like plaques
With nothing to do but relax
I get bored, torture them all with thumb tacks
Folks walk by, give ‘em the eye
They don't say “hi.” Inside, they cry
There’s a wick comin’ out the top of they dome
One of these days, they gettin’ the bone
They got only their evil ways to blame
With a dumb look on their faces of shame
They once had game, but now they’re lame
Can’t move their eyeballs, diffuse the same
Shaft up their ass underneath their clothes
Punch ‘em in the face, flatten the nose
I piss on these hoes when the doors are closed
It’s their own damn fault they got hosed

[Chorus]
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)
[Bridge: Young Wicked]
Nailed to your plaque, right through your feet *laughing*
Is something wrong? Sorry, ‘cause you don’t speak

[Verse 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Look, real tears coming down the cheeks
Some are female; I molest the freaks
They don’t have a neden hole unless I carved it
When I’m hittin’ it, I’m like, "I beg your pardon"
I don’t walk by without slappin’ a face
Flickin’ an eyeball, total disgrace
Because they can feel everything I do
[Together] In our House of Wax, we got room for you!

[Chorus]
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)
We got plenty room in the House of Wax
The House of Wax (PU) in the House of Wax (PU)

[Outro: The Ringleader & Shaggy 2 Dope]
"Help wanted, stuff supply!"
"We got plenty of slots available!"
"Slots available for sluts and bigots!"
"Wait, sluts ain’t bad"
"Woo! Please apply now!"
[Skit]
What’s up, homie?
What’s up, man
Hey, yo, gimmie a dap, man. *dap* Alright
Hey, yo, lemme feel your ass
What?
Lemme feel your ass, homie
..I guess
Yeah, that’s tight. You been working out?
No
You been riding a bike or something?
Not really