[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]
I stepped on stage and tore that shit up
Blow that shit up, get lit up
I'm up in the bar, underground rap star
I don’t sing like a bitch, I don't slam a guitar
I'm 2 Dope, drunk as fuck, a straight ten
Bitches get dicked down, nut on, and spanked
Lean back, spent, I don’t blow [?]
I piss on other proof, that's all that I need
I smoke bits of vodka, wetting my whistle
I'm drunk as fuck again, waving my pistol
You scared of me, I be the S2D
With the "SV" on my chest, woo wee
Who wanna get fucked up with me? Straight shots
Got a little brave, stood up and god popped
I knock hoes out when I'm up in the club
My bad, bitch, come on, it's all love

[Chorus: Violent J & Esham]
Pour it up and gulp it down
Order up another round
We saucy, get saucy
So saucy, real saucy (I drink to that!)
Pour it up and gulp it down
Order up another round
We saucy, get saucy
So saucy, real saucy (Let's drink to that!)
[Verse 2: Violent J]
I stopped the car and stepped out with a bottle of Pooka
In the streets with my pants off, waving a Ruger
I'm fucked up though, yo, I'm all the way live
Every speed limit sign says a hundred and five
White Castles and Jägerbombs for breakfast, startin’ off my day
Any other way is soft and gay
I fuckin’ love my homies, man, I mean it, I really do
That ain't just the brew either, dude
I’m fuckin' pissed off though, man, fuck this bullshit
And if you think I'm drunk either, bitch, you don't know shit
I’m passed out on a lawn chair on someone's front porch
Sun beamin' on my face like a blow torch
My piss in the morning shoots harder than a fire hose
I aim for the sky. Where is blows, it goes
Fuck y'all idiots laughing at my
'Cause I was drunk, but I spit this masterpiece

[Chorus: Violent J & Esham]
Pour it up and gulp it down
Order up another round
We saucy, get saucy
So saucy, real saucy (I drink to that!)
Pour it up and gulp it down
Order up another round
We saucy, get saucy
So saucy, real saucy (Let's drink to that!)
[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope & Violent J]
One minute I'm dancin', next minute I'm fightin'
I'm locked in a choke hold, hoes scratchin' and bitin'
They throwin' me out, I'm too dang drunk
I'm screamin, "That's right! What the fuck you thunk?" (Punk!)
Bitch shake it, another drink, make it
I paint my face so it's no mistakin'
Who the fuck I be, alcohol by the pound
Double fistin' 40 bottles and smashin' 'em down
Bitch, I thought you owed me some money or somethin'
Hit me with a ten spot, so I can hit me with a hen spot
Tip the bitch, nah, I trip the bitch
They throw me out in the ally, but I pay no tally
I'm a homeless drunk, a boneless drunk
Beat me with pipes and bats all you want
It don't matter, off to jail goes the big drinker
On the back of the cop car, an SV sticker

[Chorus: Violent J & Esham]
Pour it up and gulp it down
Order up another round
We saucy, get saucy
So saucy, real saucy (I drink to that!)
Pour it up and gulp it down
Order up another round
We saucy, get saucy
So saucy, real saucy (Let's drink to that!)
Pour it up and gulp it down
Order up another round
We saucy, get saucy
So saucy, real saucy (I drink to that!)
Pour it up and gulp it down
Order up another round
We saucy