[Intro]
"I'll be at work and I'll hear this:
Oh, so you're a comedian and shit?
You got to hook me up with some free tickets and shit"

[Verse 1: Violent J & Esham]
I almost passed out, I was fuckin' laughin'
Fat man in a clown suit kept on stabbin'
That silly bitch, it was, ha ha ha, funny
A slutty-ass, bloody-ass Playboy bunny
Dead bodies, gutted
The other bitch tied up got face-butted
Blood in the shower, blood on the walls
Fuck y'all just because I'm funny
Dash for the cash, no mass, and it's funny
Die pack go off and stain all the money
Somehow y'all must have forgot
I'm the landlord, just up in my spot
You all comedians sayin' the same joke twice
Detroit players double up on the coke price
E and J, intoxicated raff
You so funny I forgot to laugh

[Chorus: Violent J & Esham]
Knock knock (Knock knock) Who's there? (Who)
Murder (Murder?) Murder who? (You)
Murder you! (You) Murder you! (You)
Murder you! (You) Murder you! (You)
Knock knock (Knock knock) Who's there? (Who)
Murder (Murder?) Murder who? (You)
Murder you! (You) Murder you! (You)
Murder you! (You) Murder you! (You)
[Verse 2: Esham & Violent J]
Ha ha ha ha! My repertoire
Murderin' fools on the regular
You can't be serious, are you delirious
You Johnny Knoxville jackass, you hilarious
Ha ha ha ha! I laugh at your crew
My killer instinct to kill your whole comic view
Ha ha ha ha! Your head's in a jar
The rest of your body's in the trunk of my car
In the back of my shack, through the window crack
[?] Jack on the torture rack
Get smacked with a hatchet, hilarious
All day, E and J, the scariest
And funny, like bloody faces
You and a dead body tradin' places
I'm fuckin' silly, swallow a pilly
Slice your face up like Chainsaw Willy
I'm funny

[Chorus: Violent J & Esham]
Knock knock (Knock knock) Who's there? (Who)
Murder (Murder?) Murder who? (You)
Murder you! (You) Murder you! (You)
Murder you! (You) Murder you! (You)
Knock knock (Knock knock) Who's there? (Who)
Murder (Murder?) Murder who? (You)
Murder you! (You) Murder you! (You)
Murder you! (You) Murder you! (You)
[Verse 3: Violent J & Esham]
I'm a gut-bustin' fuckin' comedian
Through tubes, the only way you gon' eat again
Make you bleed again, when we meet again
Stuck off with a knee to the chin
It's funny how people change when they see blood stains
E and J wrote on the wall with your brains
Deaf comedy jam [?]
It's funny how I'ma kill you and you don't even know it
Jokes on you, so silly, my knife
Pokes on through your belly. Bye, life
Another punch line, fuckin' ridiculous
Police: clueless how E and J do this

[Chorus: Violent J & Esham]
Knock knock, Who's there?
Murder. Murder who?
Murder you (So funny) Murder you (So funny)
Murder you (So funny) Murder you
Knock knock (Knock knock) Who's there? (Who)
Murder (Murder?) Murder who? (You)
Murder you! (You) Murder you! (You)
Murder you! (You) Murder you! (You)
Murder you! (You) Murder you! (You)
Murder you! (You) Murder you! (You)
Murder you! (You) Murder you! (You)
Murder you! (You) Murder