Violent J
Tour Bus
[Intro: Anybody Killa]
"Yeah. Insane Clown Posse, Anybody Killa, and the 2 Live Crew, straight to y'all on the Shangri-La tour, motherfucker."

[Verse 1: Violent J]
I know your mama ain't stupid, baby, a little square maybe
Nonetheless it's a neden still connected to that lady
Back in the day, she was screamin' for the Beatles
And for what, in a hippy bus, trippin' with they dicks in her butt
But this ain't '65, I ain't no Paul McCartney
I'll be swingin' off your nipples like Tarzan in a safari
Ain't nobody comin' in the back, relax and get naked
And everybody smokin' blunts in the front can feel the bus shakin'
Hesitatin' ain't permitted, bitch, I only got an hour
I'm tryna blow your neden out so you can feel me there tomorrow
And every time you hear we 'bout to do another tour
It's gon' be me and you fuckin' on the floor some more
What, you think you just gon' walk up in here smokin' our weed
Seein' us without the paint, drinkin' our pop, whatever you need
And sit and answer every question that you call off
Without you at least suckin' my fuckin' balls off?

[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ain't your mama tell you about a tour bus before?
How you gonna trust us in this bus
Ain't your mama tell you about a tour bus before?
If you ain't fuckin' one of us then stay up out the fuckin' bus
Ain't your mama tell you about a tour bus before?
The 1993 "smoke for free" shit been gone
Ain't your mama tell you about a tour bus before?
If you ain't fuckin' one of us then stay up out the fuckin' bus
[Verse 2: Fish 'N' Grits]
Now we on the bus, havin' a ball
Police station and all, just left 'em all
With a bunch of freaks, dogs in heat
Really serve the boys 'til they knees get weak
Say we off the chain, runnin' the train
Violent J from the back while I'm gettin' brain
And that's all we know on the Shangri-La tour
How to turn a housewife into a whore

[Verse 3: Fresh Kid Ice]
(Chinaman) I love my hoes hot wet and freaky
In the back of the bus, ready to do me
Rollin' town to town on the Shangri-La
2 Live, ICP, come fuck with the stars
Smokin' purple haze and drinkin' that Hen
Only T-shirt and panties will get you in (Bitch)
With dick in your mouth, cum on your chest
Come take a ride on the Trojan express

[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ain't your mama tell you about a tour bus before?
How you gonna trust us in this bus
Ain't your mama tell you about a tour bus before?
If you ain't fuckin' one of us then stay the fuck off of our bus
Ain't your mama tell you about a tour bus before?
The 1993 "smoke for free" shit been gone
Ain't your mama tell you about a tour bus before?
If you ain't fuckin' one of us then stay the fuck off of our bus
[Verse 4: Anybody Killa]
The wheels on the bus go round and round
Laid back smokin' a pound watchin' titties jiggle around
Point of the game is there's no ridin' for free
But if you're willin' and able, you get some first class seats
A whole crew screamin' "We want some pussy"
And always lurkin' in the night to book us some tushy
That's how it is when you fuckin' with us
Have you butt naked bouncin' in the back of the bus, what
Ain't nothin' wrong with a little conversation
Just keep in mind I'm thinkin' "Girl, stop playin'"
So why you actin' like that? Don't trip
Just buy a ticket for this Hatchet crew ship and enjoy some dick
But come alone, no extra homies allowed
Only you and your homegirls is workin' this crowd
A regal beagle rollin' state to state
We're all naked, bitches are welcome to come get straight (Baby)

[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Ain't your mama tell you about a tour bus before?
How you gonna trust us in this bus
Ain't your mama tell you about a tour bus before?
If you ain't fuckin' one of us then stay the fuck off of our bus
Ain't your mama tell you about a tour bus before?
The 1993 "smoke for free" shit been gone
Ain't your mama tell you about a tour bus before?
If you ain't fuckin' one of us then stay up off our fuckin' bus
[Outro: Fish 'N' Grits & Shaggy 2 Dope]
ICP
How you gonna trust us in this bus? I'm sayin'
ABK
How you gonna trust us in this bus? Dumb bitch
2 Live
How you gonna trust us in this bus? [?]
2003, this is how I go down, baby
How you gonna trust us in this bus?
How you gonna trust us in this bus?