[Intro: samples]
"From Red Cross Disaster headquarters, this is Andy [?] live with a minicam, returning you to our studio"
"This evening, we'll have a full wrap-up on today's blizzard, the problems that it has caused, and we'll have a list of closing schools, businesses, and much more"

[Verse 1]
I'm Violent J, mother fucker, ice cold
I've been a polar bear since I was seven years old
I'm makin' snowballs in the motherfuckin' desert
Blow through your hood like a motherfuckin' blizzard
I'm an ice man, hoes call me Joe Frost
It snows on my hoes' titties when they get tossed
I'm just like Frosty the hefty snowman
Standin' on your lawn with an axe in my hand, I'm out cold

[Chorus]
I'm so cold, I'm freezin'
Icicles, no reason
I stay cold all seasons
On black ice roads, I'm speedin'

[Post-Chorus: samples]
"This is how cold it is right now, frozen" "Thermometers read low, but temperatures fell to even lower"

[Verse 2]
I'm so cold, all temperatures drop
You'll have to let your brain thaw back into slop
A cold chill can be felt all around me
Along with the sounds of my back seat pounding
*bass noises* Go the sounds of the bass
Scary-ass shook look found on your face
Big chilly, I froze the Great Lakes
Kick you in the mouth with ice skates, I'm out cold
[Chorus]
I'm so cold, I'm freezin'
Icicles, no reason
I stay cold all seasons
On black ice roads, I'm speedin'

[Post-Chorus: samples]
"It's cold, really cold" "Face the freezing temperatures" "Really low temperatures" "Really cold" "I'm not comin' out"

[Verse 3]
My ice-cold dick'll leave your lips frostbit
I get my nose froze and it don't cost shit
When I come through, I'm puttin' fog on the glass
Hit the fuckin' blunt, blow a windchill blast
Floatin' on an iceberg up the Detroit river
Middle of August, make your ballsack shiver
I'm so cold, that you're frozen brittle
Your forehead got an icicle stuck in the middle

[Chorus]
I'm so cold, I'm freezin'
Icicles, no reason
I stay cold all seasons
On black ice roads, I'm

[Verse 4]
Speedin', and I'm outta control
Ice cold killer from the Southwest pole
Let me hit your 40, I hand it back frozen
Hit you with an ice ball and blow your nose in
'Cause I'm out cold, chill, ice cold, and speedin'
Down a black ice-covered road, I'm weavin'
I'm cold this evenin', I froze your ass
Now I'm headed backstage, and I don't need a pass
[Chorus]
I'm so cold, I'm freezin'
Icicles, no reason
I stay cold all seasons
On black ice roads, I'm speedin'
I'm so cold, I'm freezin'
Icicles, no reason
I stay cold all seasons
On black ice roads, I'm speedin'