[Intro]
“This is a story of two unbelievably dangerous men with supernatural mind-altering powers who eventually faced each other in war. Telepathic? No. Teledestructive.”

[Verse 1: Shaggy 2 Dope]
“I been known I’m unique. As for my gift?”
I guess I learned to set it off at thirteen (Mind Beams)
Shrunk a bully’s head into a jelly bean
By the time I was a teen, I could wink and light a blunt (Mind Beams)
Don’t lift a finger, yet I’m stompin’ out punks
I learned my mental powers can hurt or help anyone (Mind Beams)
To some old fuck who never heard a rap song
I can beam him, have him spittin’ flippin’ whippin’ shit like Krayzie Bone (Mind Beams)
With footwork that could kick the King of Pop off his throne

[Verse 2: Violent J]
“Wow. Swell stuff. Haha”
It all jumped off when I was eight and from another state (Brain Rays)
I could look and concentrate and cook a steak
I’ll take the last of that flat Faygo bottle that you find (Brain Rays)
And turn it into a fine, divine wine
I’d say my full shine set in at twenty-eight (Brain Rays)
I could tsunami all the water out a lake
I ain’t even gotta touch a bitch to make her nut (Brain Rays)
I’ll make a virgin’s neden blew out like a slut’s, loopy

[Chorus]
Mind Beams versus Brain Rays
Both abilities straight crazy (Crazy)
Focus on and do anything
The mental mind war
[Verse 3: Shaggy 2 Dope]
“History ain’t gonna mean shit when I wipe your mind out...”
And delete your memory, like what happened (Mind Beams)
A grown mannequin and got a boogie nappin'
How you gonna be respected is the hardest (Mind Beams)
When I make your asshole never stop fartin’
All I gotta do is concentrate in full (Mind Beams)
Liquidate your eyeballs and spill ‘em out your skull
Send a asteroid through your forehead from the sky (Mind Beams)
Focus, and make your age triple multiply

[Verse 4: Violent J]
“Don’t matter. Even as an old man…”
I’ll turn your ass into a loopy bag of flesh never seen (Brain Rays)
By turnin’ all your bones into cream
And all the organs in your body: liver, kidney, every gut (Brain Rays)
I’ll have ‘em all come shootin’ out your butt
Set fire to your baby dick and freeze your nuts froze (Brain Rays)
Swell your tongue up so fat, it explodes
Make your dick suck in and flip inside out. It’s tucked up (Brain Rays)
So you can’t forget you got fucked up by them brain rays

[Chorus]
Mind Beams versus Brain Rays
Both abilities straight crazy (Crazy)
Focus on and do anything
The mental mind war
Mind Beams versus Brain Rays
Both abilities straight crazy (Crazy)
Focus on and do anything
The mental mind war
[Verse 5: Shaggy 2 Dope, Violent J, together]
“Very unimpressive. I heard about what you like to call…”
Your brain rays, shootin’ through them ray ban
And if you gank who, ‘cause them shit is lookin’ gay, man
Why my sunglasses intrigue you so, who the fuck knows?
There’s only room for one of us around here, so who goes?
I feel your brain rays trying to deflect my mind beams
But you failed to protect the back of your neck behind scenes
I just socked ya, mentally clocked ya
Now you rock a camel’s hump on your back. Handle that, partna!
If that was creative, I would say it. It wasn’t
But check out how your left leg has three feet all of a sudden
Indeed. Ain’t that some shit. I’d be pissed, but it only means more
To kick you in the ass with. Now I hit you with the classic, uh
Your shades fall, now your face small like a baseball
I expected jelly bean size. But saw your tries deflected!
I respect it. You and I and my mini mind, know what I see?
Yes, telepathically, and I do agree
Me and you must take advantage of the damage we cause
If we put our heads together, then the planet’s ours
Spendin’ dough, bendin’ hoes, standin’ ovations
With just each other, we can be the Head Bust Brothers!

[Chorus]
Mind Beams versus Brain Rays
Both abilities straight crazy (Crazy)
Focus on and do anything
The mental mind war
Mind Beams versus Brain Rays
Both abilities straight crazy (Crazy)
Focus on and do anything
The mental mind war
[Outro]
“Oh goodie. This piece is from way back, Jack. Out of all the B-side releases, this song was too wack for anything, but fuckin’ perfect for Willaby’s magic bag of magic turds, you nerds!”
”Hey, I’m not a nerd!”
*Punch*
”I’m a nerd!”
“Check out the ill ‘Million Dollar Bill’”