[Intro: Legz Diamond]
Million dollar bill
Million  dollar bill
Million  dollar bill
Million dollar bill
Million dollar bill
Million  dollar bill

[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
If  I had a dime for every time you fuckin' kicked me to the side
If I had a dime for every time you fuckin' straight-up fuckin' lied
If  I had a dime for every time you fuckin' looked the other way
If I had a dime for every time [?]
If I had a dime for every time you spit right in my eye
If I had a dime for every time [?] you left me here to die
If  I had a dime for every time you didn't even care
If I had a dime for every time, I'd be a fuckin' millionaire

[Chorus: Legz Diamond & Violent J]
Million dollar bill, million dollar bill, million dollar bill
Look what we have here, a millionaire
Million dollar bill, million dollar bill, million dollar bill
Look what we have here, a millionaire

[Verse 2: Violent J]
How many richies
How many times
Ding, ding, ding-a-ling
Count my dimes
How many richies
How many times
Ding, ding, ding-a-ling
Count my dimes
How many richies (One)
How many times (More)
Ding, ding, ding-a-ling
Count my dimes (One more dime)
How many richies (One)
How many times (More)
Ding, ding, ding-a-ling
Count my dimes (One more dime)
How many richies (One) (Dime)
How many times (More) (Dime)
Ding, ding, ding-a-ling
Count my dimes (One more dime) (How many more?)
How many richies (One) (Dime)
How many times (More) (Dime)
Ding, ding, ding-a-ling
Count my dimes (One more dime) (How many more?)
How many richies (One) (Dime) (But I gets no dimes)
How many times (More) (Dime)
Ding, ding, ding-a-ling (But I gets no dimes)
Count my dimes (One more dime) (How many more?)
How many richies (One) (Dime) (But I gets no dimes)
How many times (More) (Dime)
Ding, ding, ding-a-ling
Count my dimes
[Chorus: Legz Diamond & Violent J]
Million dollar bill, million dollar bill, million dollar bill
Look what we have here, a millionaire
Million dollar bill, million dollar bill, million dollar bill
Look what we have here, a millionaire

[Bridge: Violent J]
[?]
[?] wealthy [?]
[?]
All up in your daughter's drawers

[Verse 3: Violent J & Legz Diamonds]
We're comin' 'round to your town
Mommy, look, a wicked clown
See me swing, see me chop
See your richie body drop
Swing, swing, chop, chop
See your richie body drop
Swing, swing, chop, chop
See your richie body drop
Swing, swing, chop, chop
Swing, swing, chop, chop
Swing, swing, chop, chop
All under the big top
[Chorus: Legz Diamond & Violent J]
Million dollar bill, million dollar bill, million dollar bill
Look what we have here, a millionaire
Million dollar bill, million dollar bill, million dollar bill
Look what we have here, a millionaire
Million dollar bill, million dollar bill, million dollar bill
Look what we have here, a millionaire
Million dollar bill, million dollar bill, million dollar bill
Million dollar bill, million dollar bill, million dollar bill
Look what we have here, a millionaire
Million dollar bill, million dollar bill, million dollar bill
Look what we have here, a millionaire

[Segue: Violent J]
"I wrote this song for Zug Izland years ago. Syn sang the shit out of this. I loved it. I've always wanted to record it myself, 'cause I was proud of it, but my voice sounds like a broken muffler. I put a little twist to it and sang it anyway."