[Intro: Violent J]
Scary, super scary
Bitch boy, neden hole, it's Halloween

[Verse 1: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Tell me who you know that'll chew a dead body in half
While sitting cross leg in a blood bath and laugh
Stretch and pull on the intestines, 'round his fingers they loop
And fall asleep and dream of baby poop while layin' in the goop
Who you know that be freaky enough that he plucks his own
Eyeballs out his dome, then cuts a slice in his balls
And replaces 'em all, so he can see the bitch's anus, mad hoes
Swing his fuckin' hose and nuts out his nose
Who you know that paints his face like a clown and ties up colorful
Balloons into a puppy pup, then stab them wounds, a yuppy fuck
Up in a vacant building, far from that richie's home
And takes to wielding a hammer, splatters his cuts and splits his dome
Who you know that show his penis to policemen on patrol
That cop in shock, he take a slingslot, plant a rock in his skull
In full control, he doused a pig in petrol, then call Metro for the show
A burning bigot hanging from a fucking telephone pole

[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Who you know that's like me?
'Cause I don't know a soul, I don't know (A single soul)
I'm the only one I know, I don't know me, I don't know much
But I know what they know, I don't know me, on Halloween?
That much I know
[Verse 2: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Tell me who you know that's from the city of flames on Angel's Night
Grabs ahold of some lames' throats, and strangles 'em tight
If everything goes right, and I strain with all my might
The eyeballs go deranged, then explode and blow they sight
Who you know whose judo will throw you to Pluto
So brutal, I was mean, killed at thirteen, but grew, though
I screw holes in your toes 'til you told me all that you know
You explode, let your bluff blow, [?] and chew my noodles
Who you know seeps out the sewer drains, right up into your veins
This venom I speak, sneak right into your brains
This Halloween, I deem, followin' my dream
All hail the mightiest presenting of 17
Who you know that hold you back within a potato
To snatch, snap off a finger or slice off a slab of your back
In fact, I'm lovin' the thought of shovin' my fuckin' glove
And randomly rippin' off somethin' for the oven and grubbin'

[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Who you know that's like me?
'Cause I don't know a soul, I don't know (A single soul)
I'm the only one I know, I don't know me, I don't know much
But I know what they know, I don't know me, on Halloween?
That much I know

[Verse 3: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Who you know that rides a unicycle down Vernor Ave
Completely naked, covered in blood, chewing on a human slab
That ain't the half, it's Halloween tonight, and my sack is full
Of something heavy and bloody and wet, I'm draggin' it slow
Leaving a long-ass red trail, swervin' in the street
Must be some kind of meat, the smell is sweet, I'm yellin' "Trick or treat"
It's fuckin' four in the mornin', I'm tootin' my horns
Plug in my yellow clown wig, ravens above me soarin'
Who you know that do like I do, jumpin' roof
Of buildings, chuggin' gasoline, and don't care to proof
Because the truth of the matter, is that if I fall, I splatter
Release the bottle to the darkness and wait for the shatter
Uh! A lethal height, I couldn't gladder
Fall backwards to begin my descent, like "Fuck the latter"
Halloween, I got bad dream, you wonder how my day went?
Asked that who they said, then next morning, they'll scrape me off the pavement
[Chorus: Violent J & Shaggy 2 Dope]
Who you know that's like me?
'Cause I don't know a soul, I don't know (A single soul)
I'm the only one I know, I don't know me, I don't know much
But I know what they know, I don't know me, on Halloween?
That much I know. Who you know that's like me?
'Cause I don't know a soul, I don't know (A single soul)
I'm the only one I know, I don't know me, I don't know much
But I know what they know, I don't know me, on Halloween?
That much I know