[Verse 1: Violent J]
Woe is me, shit gets cold for ninjas old as me
I'm pigeon-toed with corroded fuckin' folded feet
Plus I got molded teeth, knees bowed, can't hold the load of me
Plus I'm told my heart is swolled and could explode in me
They can fix my pill addictions with some quick refill prescriptions
Quit sayin' chill with restrictions, left sick and worse ill condition
And my nuts must rust, because they just bust dust
Dickhead spontaneously combusted and left concussed
I got scoliosis, microcytosis, severe psychosis
Doses of osmosis with hellafied halitotis
Got them Crohn's in my bones, infected veins in my brains
Hepatitis A, B, C, and thirty-three other strains
Bitches gave me Siamese syphilis and Croatian chlamydia
Gonorrhean diarrhea, leaving britches shittier
I'm a dyslexic, anorexic, hectic, epileptic
With hellafied bent egg dick, but check it

[Chorus]
Bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even when it's pourin', I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on
I said bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even underwater, I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on
[Verse 2: Shaggy 2 Dope]
Shit, I got some ulcers, got that Alzheimers, arthritis and amnesia
Acne, slackjaw, slapface, plus the mumps of Melanesia
I caught Rosacea in Malaysia plus Peru's blue flu
Indonesian sneezin's the reason I'm freezin' in Oahu
Laryngitis, gingivitis, bronchitis, and gastritis
Meningitis, tonsillitis, with chronic elephantiasis
My dick is spittin' sticky liquid that sizzles on contact
In New Guinea, something bit me, I'm thinkin' a wombat
Got the measles and chicken pox, broke another toe kickin' rocks
They callin' me Sir Sick-a-Lot, should keep my dick up in a sock
Heartbeat is speedin' quick and not, they sick of me gettin' a spot
Doc said inject him with somethin' toxic and stick him in a box
I got chiggers, crabs, tapeworms, ringworms, bedbugs, head lice
Been in a coma, with pneumonia, drink ammonia, dead twice
I'm not hallicinatin', no use in debatin' or waitin'
It's only truth I'm statin' Joey Utsler they hatin', but

[Chorus]
Bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even when it's pourin', I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on
I said bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even underwater, I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on
Bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even when it's pourin', I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on
Bitch, I'm fine
Peep me while I gets my boogie on
Even underwater, I still shine
You dig the way I gets my boogie on
Bitch, I'm fine