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[Chorus: Violent J]
Soopa Ninja
Soopa Ninja, whoop whoop, whoop whoop
Soopa Ninja
Soopa Ninja, whoop whoop, whoop whoop

[Verse 1: Violent J]
I'm Soopa Ninja, I swoop through the sky
Not a bird or a plane, just a flyin' fat guy
With a cup full of Rock n' Rye
I walk up, chest-out, and sock your eye
My cape has a Hatchetman 'cause I ride
First and foremost on the Juggalo side
So haters, yuppies, and hipster big winners
You know what I'm servin? Dick for dinner!
My costume is spandexed out
Baby blue and yellow with the nuts cut out
So they hang exposed for the world to peep
I stand in the street and gorilla press a Jeep
I'm Soopa Ninja, I whoop whoop with ninjas
Hit you with a two-liter target with inches
They try to kill me, but nothin' will work
Hit the red alert, I got the whole town berserk
I'm Soopa Ninja!
[Chorus: Violent J]
Soopa Ninja
Soopa Ninja, whoop whoop, whoop whoop
Soopa Ninja
Soopa Ninja, whoop whoop, whoop whoop

[Verse 2: Violent J]
Yo, I let mad hotties come and ride my face
As I fly 'em through outer space
I'm here to save the world from the giant machine
A hundred times my size, the evil Dr. Mainstream
He's tried to kill me from the very start
But like a retard, he's easy to outsmart
My ninja moon boots are lightning fast
You in the airplane, I fly right past
Saving somebody somewhere from a deep depression
It's Dr. Bone with his evil weapon
But it's no match for my shine, the Sonic Flare
Which I'm able to produce from out of nowhere
I land from the sky, I'm never too late
Bullets don't even smear my clown paint
I left two haters tied in a 69
And flew up, up, and away one more time
I'm Soopa Ninja!

[Chorus: Violent J]
Soopa Ninja
Soopa Ninja, whoop whoop, whoop whoop
Soopa Ninja
Soopa Ninja, whoop whoop, whoop whoop
[Verse 3: Violent J]
Time is ticking, my presence is needed
I'm on top of a building, getting weeded
I'm no one to follow, I'm no role model
Flip me off and I throw a full bottle
I run through full-throttle around the globe
And fly the bomb up into space before it explode
Did he make it?
It blew my wig out and left me naked, but I can take it
I'm Soopa Ninja!

[Chorus: Violent J]
Soopa Ninja
Soopa Ninja, whoop whoop, whoop whoop
Soopa Ninja
Soopa Ninja, whoop whoop, whoop whoop