[Intro: Violent J]
You don't like the way I am? (What? What? What? What?)
This is me (What? What? What?)
Fuck you (What? What?)
This the way I am (What? What? What? What? What)


[Verse 1: Violent J]
I stay scrubby even though I'm paid (Bling), what?
Dropped out in the sixth grade, what?
Had syphilis three times, what?
Committed mad felony crimes, what?
Been a week I ain't washed my ass, what?
Flunked outta special ed class, what?
I'd slap Suge Knight right here, (Bitch) what?
Only he's locked up now so neeah
Carnivals beyond the dead, what?
Still attack you without my head, what?
Scrubatism I'm about, what?
Slappin' Baywatch beauties in the mouth, (Bitch) what?
I stomp ghosts that think they hard,what?
Pickin' fights up at the graveyard, what?
You don't like me? I make you sick?
Come here and get a mouth full of dick, 'cause I am what I am

[Chorus: Violent J]
I be what I wanna be, what?
I act how I wanna act, what?
I see what I wanna see, what?
I smack who I wanna smack, what?
I do what I wanna do, what?
I go where I wanna go, what?
Fuck you, you, you, and you, what?
Forever I'm a juggalo, what?
[Verse 2: Violent J]
I'll slap Michael Jackson's face off, what?
I spread herpes every time I cough, what?
I got head lice in my armpits, what?
I sell nuclear bomb home kits, what?
In church I'll wrestle a nun,what?
Fuckin' twist her nipple and run, what?
I watch my neighbor in the shower, what?
Then Waggle my dick for a half an hour (Skeet)
I pour NyQuil pills in a bowl, what?
And eat 'em like cereal, what?
I be that neighborhood creep, what?
Singin' voodoo chants in my sleep, what?
I put old ladies in head locks, what?
And run wit they ass for blocks, what?
I rent studios and don't pay, what?
(Come on J, don't play) Mike, I am what I am

[Chorus: Violent J]
I be what I wanna be, what?
I act how I wanna act, what?
I see what I wanna see, what?
I smack who I wanna smack, what?
I do what I wanna do, what?
I go where I wanna go, what?
Fuck you, you, you, and you, what?
Forever I'm a juggalo, what?
[Interlude]
My father's relentless theology emphasized belief in a final judgment day and a danger of endless punishment and in it Jehovah missiles towards unbelievers

[Verse 3: Esham]
I rock eardrums 'til they bleed, what?
My Uzi clip the only magazine I read, what?
Violent J, he be my homie for real, what?
I bump Twiztid 'cause they kill, what?
I fucked a brat and pulled on her braids, what?
And little Kim can get paid if I can get my balls licked and laid
What, and bust a fat nut
The only type of cunt I like is a tricked-out slut
Get naked, but this ain't Methods of Mayhem
It's Violent J, and I be E-S-H-A-M
I told MTV go to Hell, what?
I smacked Carson Daily through the window on TRL
I always drive my car in the fast lane, what?
My maggot brain hurts from a migraine, what?
I took twenty-four Tylenols, what?
I joined Dark Lotus and got my brains blew on the wall

[Bridge: Violent J]
I be what I wanna be
I act how I wanna act
I see what I wanna see
I smack who I wanna smack, Mike, get the guitar
I do what I wanna do
I go where I wanna go
Fuck you, you, you, and you
Forever I'm a juggalo!
[Chorus: Violent J]
I be what I wanna be, what?
I act how I wanna act, what?
I see what I wanna see, what?
I smack who I wanna smack, what?
I do what I wanna do, what?
I go where I wanna go, what? (Yeah)
Fuck you, you, you, and you, what?
Forever I'm a juggalo, what? (Like Shaggy)
I be what I wanna be, what? (Like Esham)
I act how I wanna act, what? (Like Twiztid)
I see what I wanna see, what? (Dark Lotus)
I smack who I wanna smack, what? (Jumpsteady)
I do what I wanna do, what? (Rude Boy)
I go where I wanna go, what? ([?])
Fuck you, you, you, and you, what? (Mike E. Clark)
Forever I'm a juggalo, what? (Like, like)
I be what I wanna be, what? (Billy Bill)
I act how I wanna act, what? (Like Dub)
I see what I wanna see, what? (Tom Dub)
I smack who I wanna smack, what? (Like, like)
I do what I wanna do, what? ([?])
I go where I wanna go, what? ([?])
Fuck you, you, you, and you, what? (Psychopachic)
Forever I'm a juggalo, what? (Uh)