[Intro: Violent J]
No, here, smoke that over here
Come sit by me, yo

[Verse 1: Violent J]
It's me and Brian Wilson, and we're high on lucigenics
I'm behind the barn, I'm praying with a praying mantis

[Chorus: Brian Wilson]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

[Verse 2: Brian Wilson]
Out in the barnyard, the chickens do their number
Out in the farmyard, the cook is chopping lumber

[Chorus: Brian Wilson]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

[Verse 3: Violent J]
Out in the barnyard, my foot is stuck in pig shit
Out in the barnyard, it ain't no hoes to get with

[Chorus: Brian Wilson]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

[Verse 4: Brian Wilson, Violent J]
Jump in the pigpen, next time I'll take my shoes off
Hit the dirt, do two-and-a-half, next time I'll leave my hat on
(Next time I'll leave his hat on)
[Chorus: Brian Wilson]
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh