[Intro: Esham, Steve-O]
Violent J, Steve-O
Something you never thought you would see though
You can believe it though
They got something to tell the people
That's right people, of the universe, this is a love song
Let's fuckin' go

[Verse 1: Steve-O]
I got a lady she's right for me
We live together in harmony
I love this woman, she's fly as can be
I say she's the one, I don't say it lightly
I tell you I could go on and on
We never fucked once with a condom on
The love wе have is a phenomenon
I got lots to tеll you in this song
She don't give a fuck about hygiene
She sniffs my balls when they're far from clean
*record scratch* I'm not even kidding
She literally loves the smell of my sweaty nut sack, hahahaha
And sure enough I got her that ring
But I gotta tell you there's just one thing
Like Doctor Jekyll and the Mister Hyde
There comes a point when she leaves my side
A demon possesses my future bride
And it's all because the crimson tide
[Chorus: Violent J, Steve-O]
I don't wanna die, I don't wanna cry
I don't wanna scream when she go gremlin
Who you got inside? Fuckin' Mr. Hyde?
I don't wanna scream when she go gremlin
One week a month, my girl is a cunt when she go gremlin
One week a month, my girl is a cunt when she go gremlin

[Interlude: Steve-O]
It really is a fuckin' drag
What she turns into when she's on the rag
Aw man help me out, Violent J

[Verse 2: Violent J]
Yo, I think I fuckin' love her warmth when I hug her
She put the chub in a scrub little bugger
I slapped the fuck outta thug tryna mug her
I stretch her neden out like it's rubber
She my angel even though I'm strange, yo
Still, she give me brains in the Range Ro'
Even let me fuck her friends, she deranged, yo
I hope she never change though
She my boo boo, everything that she do cool
Bullet train through my heart, no choo choo
Straight blew through with her voodoo
Ooh me I oooh
She sweet, the cutest can't be disputed
Keep my dick hard as Judas Priest music
Week one, two, three coolness
But once a month, ooh the bitch gremlin
[Chorus: Violent J, Steve-O]
I don't wanna die, I don't wanna cry
I don't wanna scream when she go gremlin
Who you got inside? Fuckin' Mr. Hyde?
I don't wanna scream when she go gremlin
One week a month, my girl is a cunt when she go gremlin
One week a month, my girl is a cunt when she go gremlin

[Interlude: Steve-O]
But what am I gonna do about, J?
I'll tell you what, nothing!
Because she's my buttercup
I love her, but

[Verse 3: Violent J, Steve-O, Violent J & Steve-O]
I don't like the wicked pain
She's a migraine in my brain
Swear to God my chick's insane
But damn she worth it
Sometimes she loses control
Like being locked in Satan's hole
But still I love this bitch's soul
'Cause damn she worth it

[Chorus: Violent J, Steve-O]
I don't wanna die, I don't wanna cry
I don't wanna scream when she go gremlin
Who you got inside? Fuckin' Mr. Hyde?
I don't wanna scream when she go gremlin
One week a month, my girl is a cunt when she go gremlin
One week a month, my girl is a cunt when she go gremlin
[Outro: Lux Wright]
Oh my god that was better than I could ever imagined (Hahaha!)
So fucking good, can I marry you right now?