[Verse 1]
Well I'm drivin' right through Oklahoma
And I'm lookin' for a steer
Well I know its fur is thick and wooly
Teeth big as a can of beer
Well I just might find me a moccasin
Or a buffalo or two
'Cause I'm blazing right through Oklahoma
And I'm comin' to see you (Oh my God)

[Verse 2]
Well, this right here is a buffalo
And he's eatin' all the grain
I don't know where this thang come from
Or how it got its name
But its name is Earl, and he's
Tried and true buffalo
But I can't stand too fucking close
'Cause I suspect he's a juffalo

[Verse 3]
Well I'm out here in Miami Beach
And I'm lookin' for a chick
Well I don't see many buffalo
I want a hottie on my dick
And if I see a moccasin
I'm sure to leave the place
'Cause I'm out here in Miami Beach
And I'm finna nut on your face
[Verse 4]
Well I'm out here in Miami Bеach
And I'm waitin' on a wave
It's forty-seven storiеs tall
And I'ma surf it to my grave
Been out here damn near a week, don't see any
Hotties or chicks
So all I'm seein' is speedo thongs
And plenty of chubby dicks

[Verse 5]
Well I'm back out in Miami Beach
For one last go around
And I'm up in this skyscraper here
And I'm scared of falling down
'Cause the wind is blowing, and the skies are pretty
And the air is chill and calm
But I'm headed right back to the D
Going home to hug my mom