[Chorus]
I've got a little dick, everybody knows
No one likes my song and I've sunk to new lows
I tried to sell little kids ghetto Lunchables
Whatever money I made's really Logan Paul's

[Verse 1]
I got a microscopic P that I store
In a stand on the side of my bed in a drawer
I can't afford a bigger D cause I am poor
I can't dance, I can't box, or play Nightfall

[Pre-Chorus]
Woah-oh-oh
And my channel's boring bro
All I've done the last four years
Is look at memes that my fans on Reddit made for me

[Chorus]
I've got a little dick, everybody knows
I look like chicken tenders on top of sloppy joe
I'm sick of my little brother banging my hoes
When I'm caught for my scams I better not drop the soap