[Verse]
If allotted only one weapon, I'd choose the Tide to go stick
And I don't want to explain myself
On the topic of home renovations I could neither build nor paint a shelf, ascertain wealth like a mythril elf
There's a certain kind of joy in saving money to buy a vacuum cleaner or some other meddling utensil
Trying to have a small talk on the L and it grows into a big talk on the L and now we're arguing at home
Eggplant parmisan, "mischievous" or "mischievious" I don't know the correct pronunciation
I don't know the correct pronunciation

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