[Verse 1: milo]
Kanye West is Robocop, I'll be Judge Dredd
I'm playing video games until my eyes are blood red
Another thing I have in common with rap hobbyists
Navigating levels of upper-crust music snobbiness
I have the dedication of an NRA lobbyist
My version of a Dungeon Crawl is learning to undo her bra
Hip hop is a real-life testing of [?]
Ledgers overflowing with which rap factions I'm in
I'm not one to sock cats in their [?]
Exceptions can be made for Dr. Eggman and Bowser
I played Duke Nukem, but pretended I was [?]
Which boosted my confidence whenever I laid the hurtin'
I tell ya, there's big trouble in little Chinatown
When I don't drink alcohol and pretty girls want me to buy them rounds
And you know I can't dance good [?]
Flexing outdated moves like the Chicken Wing
Flirting with new girls [?] my old chick we need to fix some things
I guess we're talking cheats codes
I give you digits and you need not repeat those
I have to refrain from getting plastered
[?]
I'm very shy, social interactions are boss fights
The best of rappers will probably floss tonight
I'll be at home with a [?]
Between my status and theirs is a sound barrier reef
Fear is the mind killer
[?] rhyme iller
I suppose this is something of a boss fight
I knew I should've worn my cross tonight
[Verse 2: Open Mike Eagle]
I'm Simon Belmont but kind of shell shocked