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Can you hammer a six inch spike through a board with your penis?

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Sherry, take good care of this young man. He's one of the ten finest minds in the country
(Not right now)

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You don't act like one of the top ten minds in America

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The only thing I can't figure out is how to keep the change in my pockets

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All my filth's in alphabetical order

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Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said
(We're not making cheese sandwiches)

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Put down the sandwiches and go
(Me?)

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Why am I the only person that has that dream?
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The other night I needed your help and all you wanted to do was party!

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It's a moral imperative

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That is no way to motivate somebody