Schlock Rod...
I own a 48 Buick and it's olive green
All the kids on my block they say
Oh, sure looks clean
There's big chrome start on the side
Of the hood and those six
Extra tail-lights sure look good

I borrowed my parts from mail-order house
And everybody says my car it sure Mickey Mouse
I get lights in my wheel walls and for the walls
I burn cheap gas and she always stalls

I get one big truck tyre that blows on air
Makes her sit a little lopsided but I don't care
I got a twin Antennae with a raccoon tails
Spare in the trunk well, it's full of nails
Look at me go, goodness gracious

We're travelling fast sippety-cap down the street
You got your rod dryer follow me taco
Race that Honda don't wind her too much stack
Oh, it's shaking I can feel the vibrations
You're gonna take off like that you
I wouldn't bet you