[Yoni Wolf]
If you ever decide to rob a Wal-Mart
Make sure that you have
Two different words to use for money:
One during the robbery
And one you use after the robbery
It’ll make it seem as if you
Weren’t the one who did it
So if your words
Are “loot” and “dough” respectively
Under no circumstance
Should you resort to the word
“loot” after the robbery