Shofu
Pokemon Rap: Poke Mart Heist (FREESTYLE)
Intro:
Shot and killed the hold-up man in a gun battle just two blocks from the bank
The gunmans death ended fifteen of terror on broadway that included a bomb threat, the taking of five hostages and a escape with one of those hostages on a motorcycle
Archer:
Archer in this bitch heating up like a Pignite
My bars be sharp/Bisharp like a dark and a steel type
You can't get me, better get your level up
I make it rain dear/reindeer like a motherfuckin Sawsbuck
Shofu:
My shit's cash
I light a n***a up like Flash
Splash
When you come through, I'm the Rock you gotta Smash
I burn you n***as up with a fuckin Fire Blast, bitch
Archer:
I'm god like, Arceus, heaven sent
And ya'll hating ass n***as just Jellicent
One cypher and ya'll n***as been jealous since
I'm like Krabby got the game in a Vicegrip
Shofu:
I'm comin through like a Diglett
This a freestyle, but I know you still dig this
No Guard flow, no possible way to miss this
Blizzard Hail storm, no possible way to miss this
Archer:
Rap is fun, but Pokemon pay da bills
You don't have a pen sir (Pinsir)? Then send a quill (Cyndaquill)
I'm running this, you n***as just runner ups
And you know I'm headed for the sky no uppercut
Shofu:
Multiscale even after an Explosion
You ain't gonna survive make sure you got a Super Potion
You Relicanth (really can't) see me like the bottom of the ocean
Shofu spittin fire like a fuckin Typhlosion
Archer:
Archer my flow is too damn cold
Cubchoo this shit is running out my nose
Harder than makin Pokemon faint using false swipe
IV's soaring/Ivysaur 'ing you'da thought I was a grass type
Shofu:
On another level, watch me 6-0 ya bitch ass
We out here gettin money, you n***as just wish cash/Whiscash
Trample over cities when I Slash, Thrash
And we hot, still runnin shit, call it Rapidash
N***a we ain't ever dyin, unlimited Focus Sash
Kill your whole team, you gon need a Sacred Ash
It's no ability when I pick up
It's not a Farfetch'd when the bird hold the stick up
Archer:
Man what you trying for?
You know you can't beat this
Sabeleye swag I posess no weakness
I spit flames like a plus sixx Flareon
I'm killin n***as with my lyrics PERISH SONG!