[Intro: shofu]
Hahaha
Look

[Verse 1: shofu]
I'm the best out, you muthafuckas just don't know it yet
You ain't got no badges, n***a, you ain't gettin' no respect
Farfetch'd with the Stick, that's how I hold the TEC
Hold your breath
Boy, I don't say a word, the money talkin' like a Rotom Dex
Trappin' like a Wobbuffet, boy, my shit is astonishing
I just beat the champion and you ain't got your starter yet
Challenging the God? Where's your common sense?
N***a, I am looking like the master and you looking like the opposite
That's the-, that's the type of shit that I'm on
T-M-64, I'm just waiting, that's a time bomb
Richer than a bitch, I'm getting green like a Flygon
If yo' woman wanna' rock, I give her something she can Rhydon (Rhydon)
That's the way it happen now, I'm fresh up out of Pallet Town
Arms picked the hammers up, but never put the mallet down
H-M-0-2, bitch, we flyer than a cap and gown
All these Bullet Punches, bitch, I'm startin' to look like Pacquiao
I tell them n***as, "There is nothing new to this"
A new bitch with me every season, n***a, I got numerous
My goons with me, please don't try no stupid shit
Run up with them Dracos out and they don't care 'bout who it hits
Who could get, shofu in his element?
Diancie on my neck and wrist
Pull up in a phantom, Gengar hop out like an exorcist
Who they think they messin' with? My Dex is looking excellent
Just call me "The Pokémon specialist"
[Post-Verse 1: shofu]
Ha!

[Break: shofu]
I don't know why these n***as hatin', man
They probably hatin' because I rap about Pokémon better than they rap about anything
You know, hol' on, I need four more, hol' on, let me go back in, Scoot, hold on, hold on

[Verse 2: shofu]
I tell 'em "Grab a Flying Gem" and then I flip it like an acrobat
Pop a n***a top and then I read his ass the Snapple facts
Only getting money in my Friend Safari habitat
Kill you trash n***as, take no damage from the Aftermath

[Verse 3: Scoot]
Let's go back, '96 was the year
I had just got that Red version, but my GameBoy was not here
My momma' was just chillin, so I had to make it clear
I don't got no time to talk to all your friends, I need my gear
Now I'm all up in the game, you blastin' off, Jessie and James
You a Koffing, but not Weezing, basic bitch, you a lame
Your Pokébars the same, yuh
Shit I spit is flames, yuh
The top is what I aim for
I'm lovin' this new angle
Poliwag swerve when I pull up, aye
These n***as all heard I'm a good look, aye
Earthquake flow, now you look shook, aye
Jenny got the cuffs, I'mma get booked, aye
I'm on top, you at the bottom
You so useless, Balloon Rotom
Take it from me, you Slowbro, dumb
You so shocked by the flow, you numb
I see through you n***as just like it is Koga's gym, aye
Look into my eyes, you will see no bitch in him, aye
Zap and Dos, yuh, aye, that's been done before, aye
I'm a Moltres, ha, risin' up for more, aye
You can't stop me 'cause you know my Pokémon Go
Never in the back, whatchu' think I'm holdin' B fo'?
Allergic to the bullshit
My team, it is the coolest
All these bodies in the bag, simmer down, are you the newest?
I do not wanna' do this (I do not wanna' do this)
I'm sick of tryna' prove this
Two turns, I Doom Desire just to show you what you do miss
If there is any remnants, they get surged, no lieutenant
If I said it, then I meant it, ibScoot, yeah, I'm in, it's gone