Shofu
The Ultimate Super Smash Bros. Cypher 2018
[Verse 1: Shofu]
Life's a bitch, I will leave you dying straight, nice as shit
Keep a hammer with eight shots to ice your shit (Ayy!)
I'm high as shit, I hit your screen, I might have to snipe your shit
Dying wish; hit your top from a longer range like it's Simon whip
Mean something, piranhas, you see me mean mugging
Piece busting, dog on a hunt, you better keep ducking
Snake, I'll put your ass in a box, bitch, you ain't seen nothing
Keep running, dot on your head, that ain't no B button
Known to fire clips so I pick Roy
Heavyweight; I'm known to duke it out with the big boys
You don't get a choice, no RPS, we don't flip coins, destroyed
Ain't talkin' 'bout Amiibos, I grip toys, big noise
Ganon side B, I got my hand 'round your neck
Demand my respect
I smash, turn your ass to a speck
You ran with the set, got Wolf, now the man is a threat
These haters try to knock me down but I land with a tech, bitch

[Verse 2: Matt Houston]
Turn you all to spirits
Light you up, think I'm playing
I'm in my own world, y'all think Kirby gonna save you?
I got splatoon diamonds all up on the wrist
Charizard down B; how I break a brick
When you play this all the haters gonna switch
It's still fuck Bayonetta, hope you take offense
Getting cash off Links, on that rupee flex
Four stock any y'all and your crew be next
I roll up and dudes be pressed
Cause I could make they girl go phantom it ain't UCF
Said it's new to you, but I move the best
Pick Fox, pew pew to the chest, bloop bloop on the ledge
High percent, then I'm choosing Smash 4 Falcon
Raptor Boost and you're dead
Feel like Mang0, high on C9, put the team up on my back
Grab that Kirby hammer, swing by, ain't no DI for all that
So you just fall back or we off rap, walk up slow and I down smash
Treat you like Shulk, you see the future, then you dying in the past
Any beat, I'ma smash it on Ultimate
You do not know who you fuckin' with
Be like Sonic and Pikachu in the reveal
Blast you and whoever you running with
Be grateful for these bars, I'm heaven sent with the pen
I feel like Sakurai, don't ask me for shit ever again, the end
[Verse 3: Scoot]
I see you smashin' but you truly ain't a factor
I am handy like the master, you a echo fightin' actor
My team winnin' from beginnin', never endin'
Perfect 10'ing, Pocket Diddy, down B peeling
Caps and flippin' got you slippin'
N-E-S-S he's so fresh
He got that tech, back throw on deck
Yo face, protect, I am a threat
You puff ass n***as need a rest
Why can't I flex my man I'm next
Don't pop them, but I'm nuts like chest
I'm snappin' next, that's facts, no techs
I can't forget to shine, reflects
N***a I'm sleep, but I got the 9, get you ironed like Peach
You For Glory, n***a you bore me
N***as get beer bling popped like Yoshi
Quick thunderbolt, Pikachu volt
Tackle get a jolt, I don't even know
Luigi the bro, get chopped on like a tree in the village
You don't want smoke, ho

[Break 1: Shofu]
Mike Haze done come a long way
Talk to em'!
[Verse 4: Mike Haze]
All wear masks in this masquerade
Catch these hands and a Dancing Blade
Make mistakes and I'll take your place
Keep your body boxed up if you're playing Snake
You're rolling left but I'm rolling right
Picture perfect, a broken mind
Luigi's Mansion, I hold the light
If you fuck with me you'll see a poltergeist
Blast past, I Hax dash with snapback
I dashed back, you trash cats can't stand that
Got fat stacks, I dash dance the clapback
Still tap that then roll up like bap bap
Don't try to catch up, I'm acting fast
I killed this game, call me Captain Zack
My raps are packed and you going to the black void
If you're talking shit you gonna disappear like Jack Hoyt

[Verse 5: Token Black]
I met your bitch out in Maryland, she was trying to Pound
But we had to keep it on the low
'Cause your bitch Bee with me when you not around
Gotta Larry Lurr on the gun
That should be dropping rounds
I don't talk shit, the only thing you'll hear from me is not a sound
N***a keep quiet
Gotta long nose, it's like Tweek fighting
Think you better than me, n***a keep trying
You be next to green like you Mario
I want coin like I got Up B'd by him n***a
Can't hold me back so I do and say what I want to
And it's two fingers in your face for your Twitlonger
Bitch, fuck you
[Verse 6: Shofu Tha Beatdown]
Thought the Cypher wasn't gonna have Beatdown
Off of your rocker you must be
Haters wanna put in stupid opinions
But only Game and Watch can judge me
Ring the alarm again, I'm back with the bars again
I'm Sonic, I'm swinging my arms again
Bringing more heat than a cardigan
Shizzy was right, me and Shofu are the Mario brothers
We bringing that fire
Two Shofus with the same name
But ain't nobody here an echo fighter
I come with the heat, like I'm Roy
I'm Ike, my fire is blue, my boy
Fire Emblem with the crews, my boy
Pull a sword up, alley-oop my boy

[Verse 7: MightyKeef]
Almighty Keef up on the cypher now
Boy that's just crazy
Flow got you droolin', wear a bib like Bowser Baby
Came up in to take away your stocks with all my homies
And more keep poppin' up I call em Assist Trophies
A Fire Flower couldn't bring the heat like me
And for $5.99 you can be like me
Broken at every tourney it don't get no better
Why you sweating like every player that picks Bayonetta

[Break 2: Shofu]
ZeRo talk to em'!

[Verse 8: ZeRo]
It's the top of the players, when I walk in all the others flock
JV3 stock if I play against SonicFox
Scarf around my neck, so cold that I'm past hot
Boy I got bars, keep it bouncing like a jab lock
Diddy, Sheik, I'll switch to Mario, I'm throwing fire
If you see me in your bracket I suggest that you retire
'Cause everybody know how the trophy and dinero's won
They all leave with my name, you going home with ZeRo (nada!)

[Break 3: Shofu]
Max Ketchum!
They doubting you, talk to these n***as!

[Verse 9: Max Ketchum]
Smash caster, Pokemon master slash rapper
Backdashin' Falchion slasher
Smacking brackets with my eyes closed, legacy that I hold
Pay to see my live show, plenty CDs I've sold
Prize gold always, never settle for second
And in a second I'm decking you
You just missed a tech and you
Ain't got nowhere to run, you're in the corner
I'm a flowing fortress supported with missiles and mortars
Crossing borders always flossin' on the fools that oppose me
Tossing Gordos, they for those who thinkin' that they can slow me
You know me, an OG, pick only what's OP
And nobody owe me no thing but a trophy
And a fat check with mad zeroes like Tempo
Put my enemies in boxes like bento
Or Snake, all outta shape when they lose
Want a runback baby? Come to Let's Make Moves

[Break 4: Shofu]
Chillindude, show em' why you cold!
Talk to em'!

[Verse 10: Chillindude829]
Still not lawful, and I've never really been though
Flow Link up-B cause I really spin those
All I see is Clouds like I'm looking out a window
No UCF like I'm sponsored by Nintendo
Winning coin battles, stacking chips, I'm mowing the bank
Call me Land Master, 'cause I still got more in the tank
Counter your jank, you drawing a blank
Every Fox is owing me thanks
Yeah you can play me, but all it'll do is lower your rank
Looking like Luigi, 'cause you hold the biggest L
Doggin' all you haters, but I ain't Isabelle
Bars Palutena, they just a little brighter
I'm the original, y'all some Echo Fighters

[Verse 11: D1]
They say he left Melee, he was hot in his hay-day
Doesn't need anyone, to yell Destruction
Put it all on the line, 'cause the scene deserved to shine
Ads are coming your way, even with Twitch... Prime?
I prefer the air, sometimes I wish I could fly
When I say good games, it is probably a lie
Forget about that Fox, confirmed pro, lost to Hbox
With Nanney absent from us, which bird will accept the onus
They say Lombardi, cannot come through to the cook out
Blaster's out sideways, you'll see what I am about
Great Cave Offensive, Hyrule Temple, New Pork City
I'll stop naming these stages, cause they're banned already
In 64 I don't exist
In Melee you will eat kicks
In Smash Brawl I'll serve you clips
In Wii U I was eclipsed
Pray for me in Ultimate, pray for me in Ultimate
Pray for me in Ultimate, pray for me in Ultimate
In 64 I don't exist
In Melee you will eat kicks
In Smash Brawl I'll serve you clips
In Wii U I was eclipsed
Pray for me in Ultimate, pray for me in Ultimate
Pray for me in Ultimate, pray for me in Ultimate
Falco

[Verse 12: Rogersbase]
Yellow, purple, red, shots beatin' bloody
Call me Falco, I ain't your buddy
Still not a rapper but I'm better than you
Pity like, Palutena's amused
Shadow? Please, Chaos Control
You say you're alpha but you play Omega
Which says to me you are a Beta, thanks SEGA
Call the Popo, they will say Nana
You are persona, non grata
Put you on ice seven years, Young Link
Eyes are too big for your ears, Toon Link
Do you play Wario too? 'Cause your breath stink
Gee, I wonder what your mom thinks
Did she buy you your Old Spice?
Bet she wants you to smell nice
Maybe use it instead of complaining about all the memes that abuse it for likes
Entertain the idea that you can smell nice as a Peach or a Daisy, yikes

[Verse 13: OmarCameUp]
Yo, word, it's the come up kid
Who tryna catch the hands today?
Slice a n***a up, they hit my shoot boy that's a Dancing Blade
N***as tryna share their stock, I'll make sure that they can't be saved
I dodge the fakes while droppin' heat
I B reverse and detonate
You drowning bitch? I can't relate
Watch who you cuffin' next
I'll make sure your ex work for me like a button check
Her ass look like Zero Suit's the way she keep her butt in check
I run the check and 2 - 0 all you n***as 'til there's nothing left

[Verse 14: Zerk]
Yeah bitch I'm here too, and I'm top tier too
And I'm handing out L's, coming to a block near you
Get the touch of death, just like the rest, you'll get dropped too
Push you to the ledge, your friends are there what you gon' do?
Fuck it, killer you callin Smash cops
Your girl love this black cock
So she told me Smashbox
You outside like knock knock
Jimmy stay trying to roll with the crew
Your application was never approved
Your invitation will never come through
Waluigi will get in before you

[Verse 15: JWittz]
I'll test the best of the best
It ain't with my pest that's electric
Heedless of who you select, it's these Master Hands you'll be catching
Telekinetic like Ness cause you try to tech and I'll guess it
They always sleeping on me but they're the ones getting rested
Welcome to the Ultimate tourney
Look! Every single fighter's returning
And you can't hit shit cause your boy Wittz did the Witch Time
And he's hit confirming
Just like the Grinch, 'cause I did you dirty
On my Charizard all this spit is burning
At the end of this I'm gonna reminisce
I'm gonna be the last one left, just call me Kirby

[Break 5: Shofu]
Aw shit, VI Seconds?
Ya'll ain't fuckin' ready!
Shizzy, hit these n***as with that fire!

[Verse 16: VI Seconds]
Ayo B, see I'm Falcon with the punching
Tell everyone need to run and see
When I fire birds like Falco with his Up and B
I'll up the piece, a different caliber it's smoking
And it's popping out of nowhere like Challenger Approaching!
Top tier, final boss, Master Hand me respect
I look at you and see squares like Character Select
This is Evolution, I should run the event
Bitch I'm flier than knock back at 900%, uh
I am the Gawd your broad bow to Six
When I bust a box open ain't no items coming out of it
I don't fuck with Snakes you be around some losers
Stay riding with the chopper low, Bowser Jr
Fuck with the movement then I'm cruisin' and choosing to beat you With the hammer swinging like Doot Deedeleet Doot Deet Doot Deet Doot
Pichu you hurt yourself tryna beat me
You a failure, wearing L's, soul snatched, Luigi in a trailer
Hold the 9, Game and Watch
Use a tech, you'll get blast at
Straps over the shoulder, I'm Ness with the backpack
Everybody get spiked and all your heroes get stretched
Like Yoshi tongue, y'all just saw a zero to death
This my team, bring your squad and we wrapping yours up
Nose on the cannon, long as Ganondorf punch
Never copy, I don't use Kirby
Fuck that sucker shit, y'all can stay in my shadow
Bear witness to the Ultimate
Bitch! N***a! Bang!