I'm somebody nobody loves
Oh me, oh my, my, my
I'm somebody nobody loves
I wonder why, why, why

Although I know it's most alarmin'
I've prayed on bended knee
For that certain gay prince charmin'
Who was meant for me

I've got to find me a somebody soon
Or else I'll die, die, die
I'd take the man in the moon
If he'd give me a try
I'm just a lonesome Cinderella
That romance passes by
I'm somebody nobody loves, oh me oh my