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The war cry of the raging drunken sot
That sends un-welcome pains right up your bot
It bellows forth from corporate windows all night long
Mucks up common thought of right and wrong

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The war cry of the drinker of the drink
Can sends your senses reeling to the brink
Watch your poison breath and outlook
Puke and bile
Loose all sense of reason, too much style

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The war cry of the boozer of the booze
In normal state of little left to loose
Winced and witnessed blood and bandage
Not a care
Splashing noxious liquids everywhere

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