Just cos I ain't never 'ad, no, nothing worth having
Never ever, never ever
You ain't got no call not to think I wouldn't fall
Into thinking that I ain't too clever
And it ain't not having oen thing nor another
Niether, either is it anything, whatever
And it's not not knowing that thier ain't nothign showing
And I answer to the name of Trever, however

Just cos I ain't never said, no, nothing worth saying
Never ever, never ever, never ever
Things 'ave got read into what I never sad, 'till me mouth becomes me 'ead
Which ain't not all that clever
And it's not not saying one thing nor another
Neither, either is ist anything I haven't said, whatever
And it ain't not proving that me mind ain't moving
And I answer to the naem of Trever, however

Knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
Widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevor's clever
Either have they got
Nor neither haven't not
Got no right to make a clot
Our of Trevor
Why should I feel bad about something I ain't 'ad
Such stupidness is mad cos nothing underfoot
Comes to nothing less to add to a load of old toot
And I ain't half not half co there's nowhere to put it
Even if I 'ad i'm a bit of a Jack the Lad

Knock me down with a feather
Clever Trevor
Widebrows wonder wether Clever Trevor's clever
Either have they got
Nor neither haven't not
Got no right to make a clot
Our of Trevor

Also, it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way