[Intro]
One two, one two -- you taping this?
All types of shit yo let that shit ride
Word to mother, turn up the microphone!
Get all that good shit, get all that good shit [one two, one two]
One two, one two, one two... one two
Now n***as know
Ssssshhhit, yo yo check this out, check this joint
This is strictly for the radio, yo
I just want all y'all to know
The reason why I curse is because my momma and my daddy
They grew up cursin
So please respect my style, please!

[Verse 1: Ol' Dirty Bastard]
I'll grab the mic and now I damage you, cut your whole stamin-u
Ohh, sssshit, nahh
I'll grab the mic and now I damage ya, cut your whole staminuh
Here comes the medical examinuh
One verse then you out for the count
Bring the ammonia make sure he sniffs... the right amount
Ya yo, I'm sorry, un-gah-e-gas-e-ya

I'll grab the mic and now I damage you, cut your whole stamiNUH
Here comes the medical examiNUH
One verse then you're out for the count
Bring the ammonia, make sure he sniffs the right amount
Wake you up and then I ask you
How do you attend this --
Competition to get an asssss kickin sooooo tremendous, RARRH!
You shouldn't bother this
Leave me alone like a son he'll be fatherless!
I got the asiatic flow mixed with disco
Roll up on the scene like the Count of Monte Crisco
And MC's start to vanish
I rolled up on a jet black kid the n***a started speakin spanish
Yo! You wasn't from Panama!!
I asked you how you get so fuckin dark, you said "Suntanama!"
He responded so fast, you made me laugh
Ha-ha-ha, HARARRRH scared ya ass!
Kick the hundred strongest rhymes
Then I brought out the punk in him
Roll up with the strong five deadly venoms
Told HIM! Enter the Wu-Tang!
Witness the Shaolin slang, that crush any shit you bring
I watch your ass take a big fall, why?!
My Main Source, is like a friendly game of stickball
And as you step up to bat man, I play the riddler
You try to do me for my n***a I'll change to Hitler
I'll go out like a Nazi, wish your fuckin ass stayed
Home and play Yahtzee!
Or watchin Happy Days sweatin Poxie
With Ralphie and Cunningham, Joni and Chachi
[Interlude: Ghostface Killah]
Yo Unique, yo kid
Check this shit out! Yo, yo

[Verse 2: Ghostface Killah]
Ninety-five n***as is wasted
Keystone capered, and Wu kept the rap fiends basted
Foamin out the mouthpiece, heads blown like geese
Murderous police, I do shows and perform in Grease
It's not magic, gaming is the gadget
World classic big national high attracts dear graphics
Lampin in my own zone, my physical show
Inhale bones Tony stuck, for the diamond in Rome
He's convincin, labelled one man rap convention
The n***a that'll gun down, eighty frenchmen
Lead vocalist, music specialist, rap arsonist
I deal with sharpness plus spark the hardest individual
I plant crimes inside vocals
My rap's like my passport, my life's my proof
Hit the sun roof, be out like a wanderin dream
Shuttle, and get startled off the verbal hygiene, my n***a

[Sample of Damage]
[Sample of Baby C'mon]
[Sample of Brooklyn Zoo]
[Sample of Drunk Game (Sweet Sugar Pie)]
[Sample of The Stomp]
Shame on you when you step through to
Ol Dirty Bastard, Brooklyn Zoo!
Shame on you when you step through to
Ol Dirty Bastard, Brooklyn Zoo!
What?!! My nuh
Shame on you when you step through to
The Ol Dirty Bastard, Brooklyn Zoo
Shame on you when you step through to
The Ol Dirty Bastard, Brooklyn Zoo
To the West coast!
To the East coast!
To the North coast
To the South
When you take North, East, West, South
Put it all together and it spell NEWS!
Then you got the ol rhythm, bastard blues
And ya don't stop
So keep your shit, motherfucker, fucker, fucker!

[Live concert]
Word up, louder
Represent, how do we do?
Please everybody
Yo #1 is the Brooklyn Zoo in the muthafuckin' house?
Yeah!!
Man, come on man with that bullshit
Is the Brooklyn Zoo in the muthafuckin' house?
Fuck is goin on, n***as from Brooklyn don’t fuckin scream like that
N***as don’t yell like that
Muthafuckas is the Brooklyn Zoo in the muthafuckin house?
Shit, is Uptown in the muthafuckin house?
Hehehe, hehehe
Yo, fuck that shit
Is my black n***as and n***arettes in the muthafucka house?
Shit is live here at the Two man
But yo, what I can't understand man, a n***a gotta get drunk
Ol' Dirty I got my Brooklyn Zoo n***as here tonight
YouknowhatI'msayin
These n***as ain’t no muthafucka joke
When Ol' dirty Bastard records
What the fuck is down
Gimme some love n***a
What these n***as?
Yo, check it out, yo
I’m a get busy for y'all n***as and n***aretts tonight
YouknowhatI'msayin, but
A n***a is sober as a priest, a n***a gotta get drunk first
So y'all keep continuin this phat shit
I wanna give nuff respect to everybody that’s comin here doin this shit
YouknowhatI'msayin
Cuz my man, the Bandit over here
He gonna have shit goin for ya
On the real side baby
N***as gotta go
Keep it real, n***as gonna get drunk, n***as gotta go
Like I can really fuck a n***a up shit
When you drunk, all you can see is fuckin light man
That’s all I know , that’s all i see
Let me move the fuck over here
Yo yo, these n***as straight jacket and shit
I give nuttin' but respect to n***as that got out here man
YouknowhatI'msayin
N***as comin into this rap game and shit
And muthafuckers actually think this fuckin rap game is a fuckin joke!
Let me explain to yall about how tha fuck rap is
See rap to me, is like my bitch, right, my bitch
She fuckin up a n***a, and I get mad and I wanna kill the bitch and I wanna kill the n***a
See this is how we must step up to the muthafuckin microphone